Andrea Coates invents a Word Meaning
to grokk – to behave Moreso out of inTernal Emotional Conflict or Conditioning than in Response to the immEdiate Xternal Environment. Xample: Steve’s Mother abandoned the Family and now he grokks that no Woman can’t be trusted.
Or. When Canadian Media Persona Andrea Coates of LLWAM lashes out at demands Sincere Apology for Misogyny from Canadian Media Persona Shane Smith of VICE she is grokking at her First Love “Caleb McEwan” who bears a Physical and Behavioral Resemblance to Big Bourgeois Canadian Douchebag Shane Smith of VICE treated her like a Gothique Hooker Mistress to do Drugs with and keep in the Closet when she was a TeenAge Girl. Artist Andrea Coates thinks Magazines like VICE teach Young Men to treat their Girl Friends like imPersonal Sx Object Fashion Porn Star Masturbation Fantasies but she could still be grokking.
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4 Chapters into Splendid inSanity - Great Canadian Novel of the Millennial Generation - now NJOY with Fewer Commas
Chapter One: Goth // Goth
February 19, 2014 at 12:24pm
DO U enjoy - Jokes about Canada?
How ABOUT - making Fun of Politicians?
Then U will enjoy this Collage I made about Canadian Politiks!
the rEvolutions started Yesterday
February 14, 2014 at 2:49pm
Hap’e Fun Time Xciting Valentine’s Day Gift, interNet! I’m publishing my Debut Novel, S.iS:1 – Splendid inSanity, Early Adventures of Hap’e BLU, Millennial MasterWork and Canadian Classic, to my Blog, because – Shit – we need SomeThing Free to read to tide us over until Cat Marnell’s $500,000 Memoir, yes? More Slutty Druggy Girl Adventures than you can shake a Large Stick at, beginning with Chapter One: Goth // Goth, and posting Serially until I run out of Scrupulously Edited Material ( still: please forgive Any unCaught Typos / Sentence Snags ). Enjoy!
p.s. Cat is Cool but Simon and Schuster are Idiots
First, read this Article, by 17 YO and feel agGrieved, for the Young Women, growing up in an Age of Easy-Access Sxist interNet Pornography. ,
Then! Read this Article, by 25 YO Andrea Coates, and FIGHT BACK! by pointing out and poking Fun at homoErotic Man Politiks!
That’ll teach you to project your Sadistic Lusts onto disEmpowered Women, you Greedy Patriarchs
November 13, 2013 at 3:49pm
the World’s Oldest Profession - InterNet Era
The Interesting Thing about the Term “Hipster” is that, in representing Self-Scorn ( at an, Often subConscious, Awareness of One’s Own inAuthenticity ), the Minute you use the Term, you become it: Only a Hipster is Hip enough to know how to apply the Term “Hipster”, ie: a Conservative Commentator who bemoans “Hipsters” is as Authentic as a Closet HomoSxual opposes Gay Marriage. One becomes a “Hipster” by Virtue of understanding and mimicking Certain More or Less Subtle Social Cues, in Dress, Speech, Diet, etc, of which the Term “Hipster” is One of them. You catch Hipsterism as if a disEase the Minute it enters your Lexicon: People who don’t know what a Hipster is would call a Hipster “Young / Youthful” “Artist / Artsy” “Fashionable / Trendy”; PEOPLE WHO USE THE TERM “HIPSTER”, WETHER THEY ARE USING IT TO DEFINE “NOT HIPSTER” OR “HIPSTER”, BECOME HIPSTERS, which is why you will Often hear a Youngish Person interested in the Arts claim she doesn’t know what a Hipster is – this False-Naiveté makes that Hipster … wait for it … inAuthentic Precisely in her Attempt to be seen as Authentic, which is … wait for it … the Mark of a Hipster!
Andrea Coates on Hipster Authenticity
What happens when Andrea Coates takes a One month break from blogging? She comes back atchya with a 37 page essay that is probably her Best post of All Time, and quite possibly one of the Last. ANDREA THE WITCH-DOCTOR ::::: Psychoanalysis and Drugs, music and All your Favorite Alt Lit Stars :::::::: http://andreacoates.blogspot.ca/2013/09/andrea-witch-doctor.html
I’m breaking up with Social Media. Or, we’re taking Some Time apart. To see how we feel about One anOther. Like with Any Addiction, I think, the Trick is to break the Cycle. OnLine Social Media having been my Primary Means of Socialization for the Past Year, having kept an inCredibly Rigorous, Reality-distorting Web Presence since the Release of Throw the Tao Lin in Jan 2012, I need to take a Moment ( or Several ) to remind mySelf that I xist and that my Life is Valid outside of what is said about me on the Net.
As per my Purge, I will not visit, for One Month, starting Monday, August 12th,
I will continue to read and respond to EMails. Any-One who wants to get a Hold of me during this Time is encouraged to write to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
I will continue to read Print Magazines and Books and to work on my Novel
I will continue to edit Posts on my Blogs ACWJ
and !~OPERATION FUN~!
but I will not be adding Any New Material. I will allow mySelf to look at onLine Magazines if it is for the Purpose of adding Needed Links to Articles, but not to “browse” these Magazines.
I will continue to watch Movies and listen to Music, ie: visit YouTube and Torrent Sites.
Wish me Luck!
Utopian Philosopher of Sx, Drugs and Anarky
Founder: LotusLand Warrior Art Media