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The Cougars: Movie



Seeing as I’ve decided to help Lindsay Lohan out of her Jam & she is xpressing Regrets at her Foray into Reality tV insofaras it may damage her Credibility as Hollywood Movie Actress – 

CANADIANTVNEWS



1. Hollywood sucks Sweaty Gel Mercedes CastingCouch Scrotum Lindsay who cares if Hollywood won’t take you back that’s like being taken back by an Abusive BoyFriend. 



2. I will write Lindsay Lohan the Movie Part of a LifeTime for which I will not be able to pay her $um$ she rakes in for a Hollywood Crap Cameo but will salvage her Reputation as Actress of Note.



Considering Lindsay Lohan’s Greatest Work of Professional Acting thus Far has not been in Any of the Films she’s starred in but rather AVery Convincing Media Performance as Washedup Drugaddicted FormerChildstar looking for Break in the LLWAMovie starring Lindsay Lohan should play ‘Lindsay Lohan’ Washedup Drugaddicted FormerChildstar looking for Break. 



LLWAMovie starring Lindsay Lohan will be metaMovie synthesizes The Parent Trap, Mean Girls, Scary Movie 5, The Canyons, OWN tV Show Lindsay: it will be called The Cougars. 






Lindsay Lohan, Troubled Starlet, as Lindsay Lohan, Troubled Starlet



who fearing her unProfessional Behavior and Poor Choice of Roles in the Past has run her aGround in Hollywood, travels to

Vancouver Canada inConspicuous underCover Shooting Location for Any Number of Splashy Hollywood Filmset USA 





 to wrangle Part with Garrulous&Reclusive Canadian Director of Scandalously antiCapitalist and Notoriously Pornographic Indie Films played by Feminist Artist Andrea Coates. 



Actress and Director accompanied by Director’s Filmmaker Partner jody franklin who will shoot The Cougars on a Lightweight Handheld Camera that can be passed around like J



and their Photogenic Child Orca Salmonberry



will meet @ the Actress’s ACcommodations in Vancouver. Andrea Coates and Lindsay Lohan wander around Vancouver with Orca hiding from People in Alleys drinking Wine smoking Weed ( we dont have to include the Drug Consumption if Lindsay doent want to but as Philosopher of Sx Drugs and Anarky Lindsay AbstinenceSobriety is not the BeAll&EndAll of Mental Health Kid should help u keep it together, eh? ), talking about Lindsay Lohan’s Xperiences as Childstar Drugaddict and Celebutante how this reflects Misogynistic Pressure on Lindsay as a Talented Woman by Patriarchal American Consumer Capitalism. 



Director’s Middle Class Parents 





will make Appearance perhaps over Dinner where Canadian Family will discuss Canadian Politiks and the Differences between Canadians and Americans ( for Some Reason we insist on Separate Countries ).  



Then the Director and the Actress will travel to Hollywood  USA



 where they will run about the Streets getting into Confrontations with Paparazzi yelling and singing at Paparazzi 



to the Effect of frightening it. Director and Actress will go streaking and dancing. 



Director Andrea Coates and Actress Lindsay Lohan will track down Lindsay Lohan’s Parents 



will Probably be Fraught to lighten the Mood Cougars will claim according to Andrea Coates Parents Hired Private Detective theres Good Chance Andrea Coates and Lindsay Lohan were Accidentally switched at Birth!









Andrea Coates and Lindsay Lohan make Prank telePhone Call to Justified tVMovie Actor Timothy Olyphant 







claiming to be Animal Planet if he wants to appear in Nature Documentary The Cougars, even if it’s just for Coffee.



Andrea Coates and Lindsay Lohan pull unDisclosed Prank on Opera Winfrey. 















Lindsay Lohan Actress and Director Andrea Coates travel to New York City where Lindsay Lohan has been living Recently 



they can Sxuallyharass Canadian Softcore Porn Hunk VICE Media CEO Shane Smith at his Office demanding he fuck One or Both of them in Plain View of his Mployees or lose his Credibility hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha PRANKED! 







If we stick to the West Coast The Cougars will take a Week to film. Either Way it will take Only a Few Months to complete, People will love it, it will save Lindsay Lohan’s Career, and should end with Andrea Coates and Lindsay Lohan laughing over their Capers.









What do you say Lindsay Lohan? You want to make The Cougars? 



Lemme know

Your Truly
 
Andrea Coates

The Cougars: Movie

Seeing as I’ve decided to help Lindsay Lohan out of her Jam & she is xpressing Regrets at her Foray into Reality tV insofaras it may damage her Credibility as Hollywood Movie Actress –

CANADIANTVNEWS


1. Hollywood sucks Sweaty Gel Mercedes CastingCouch Scrotum Lindsay who cares if Hollywood won’t take you back that’s like being taken back by an Abusive BoyFriend. 

2. I will write Lindsay Lohan the Movie Part of a LifeTime for which I will not be able to pay her $um$ she rakes in for a Hollywood Crap Cameo but will salvage her Reputation as Actress of Note.

Considering Lindsay Lohan’s Greatest Work of Professional Acting thus Far has not been in Any of the Films she’s starred in but rather AVery Convincing Media Performance as Washedup Drugaddicted FormerChildstar looking for Break in the LLWAMovie starring Lindsay Lohan should play ‘Lindsay Lohan’ Washedup Drugaddicted FormerChildstar looking for Break. 

LLWAMovie starring Lindsay Lohan will be metaMovie synthesizes The Parent Trap, Mean Girls, Scary Movie 5, The Canyons, OWN tV Show Lindsay: it will be called The Cougars.

Lindsay Lohan, Troubled Starlet, as Lindsay Lohan, Troubled Starlet

who fearing her unProfessional Behavior and Poor Choice of Roles in the Past has run her aGround in Hollywood, travels to
Vancouver Canada inConspicuous underCover Shooting Location for Any Number of Splashy Hollywood Filmset USA

 to wrangle Part with Garrulous&Reclusive Canadian Director of Scandalously antiCapitalist and Notoriously Pornographic Indie Films played by Feminist Artist Andrea Coates. 

Actress and Director accompanied by Director’s Filmmaker Partner jody franklin who will shoot The Cougars on a Lightweight Handheld Camera that can be passed around like J

and their Photogenic Child Orca Salmonberry

will meet @ the Actress’s ACcommodations in Vancouver. Andrea Coates and Lindsay Lohan wander around Vancouver with Orca hiding from People in Alleys drinking Wine smoking Weed ( we dont have to include the Drug Consumption if Lindsay doent want to but as Philosopher of Sx Drugs and Anarky Lindsay AbstinenceSobriety is not the BeAll&EndAll of Mental Health Kid should help u keep it together, eh? ), talking about Lindsay Lohan’s Xperiences as Childstar Drugaddict and Celebutante how this reflects Misogynistic Pressure on Lindsay as a Talented Woman by Patriarchal American Consumer Capitalism. 

Director’s Middle Class Parents 

will make Appearance perhaps over Dinner where Canadian Family will discuss Canadian Politiks and the Differences between Canadians and Americans ( for Some Reason we insist on Separate Countries ).  

Then the Director and the Actress will travel to Hollywood  USA

where they will run about the Streets getting into Confrontations with Paparazzi yelling and singing at Paparazzi

to the Effect of frightening it. Director and Actress will go streaking and dancing. 

Director Andrea Coates and Actress Lindsay Lohan will track down Lindsay Lohan’s Parents 

will Probably be Fraught to lighten the Mood Cougars will claim according to Andrea Coates Parents Hired Private Detective theres Good Chance Andrea Coates and Lindsay Lohan were Accidentally switched at Birth!

Andrea Coates and Lindsay Lohan make Prank telePhone Call to Justified tVMovie Actor Timothy Olyphant 

claiming to be Animal Planet if he wants to appear in Nature Documentary The Cougars, even if it’s just for Coffee.
Andrea Coates and Lindsay Lohan pull unDisclosed Prank on Opera Winfrey.

Lindsay Lohan Actress and Director Andrea Coates travel to New York City where Lindsay Lohan has been living Recently

they can Sxuallyharass Canadian Softcore Porn Hunk VICE Media CEO Shane Smith at his Office demanding he fuck One or Both of them in Plain View of his Mployees or lose his Credibility hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha PRANKED!

If we stick to the West Coast The Cougars will take a Week to film. Either Way it will take Only a Few Months to complete, People will love it, it will save Lindsay Lohan’s Career, and should end with Andrea Coates and Lindsay Lohan laughing over their Capers.

What do you say Lindsay Lohan? You want to make The Cougars?

Lemme know
Your Truly

Andrea Coates

12:10pm

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Dear Lindsay Lohan i could be yur Canadian Lesbian Dominatrix BodyGuard Paparazzi no mess wit me










Dear Lindsay Lohan 

 
My Name is Andrea Coates 




 
I would like to help u out. I think u r n
DANGERED MOUNTAIN LION


ANDREA COATES HELP MOUNTAIN LION SISTER






JOIN MY FABULOUS HiLARIOUS CONSPIRACY THE ILLUMINATI IS CATS




 
I think American Society is driving u to SelfDestruction my Cougar Sister metafor what is happening to Puma Populations in California Area I think u Lindsay Lohan are on ACocktail of Drugs so u don’t xpress Full Range of Mountain Lioness Powers of Awesomeness. I think Hollywood is Sick with Misogyny and its Movies r Stoopid









 & u Lindsay Lohan should SCREAM at Hollywood REALLY LOUD
 
give Misogyny the Boot UR MOUNTAIN LION SO ROAR at Paparazzi 











watch them scatter like little squishible Dumb Ants.










Lindsay Lohan I think People like ur Parents xploited & controlled & shamed u for being Mountain Lion Priestess so u went OUT OF CONTROL TO GET AWAY acting out ur Potential SelfDestruction 




instead of maturing into Diverse Artist like me @ 25 but ur still here and inside u is still Great Things SO ROAR @ THE puny ANTS.





















 
I think Opera Winfrey Greedy Selfish Xploitative wallow Misery need Therapy ain’t Retail Opera Winfrey wants talk to Andrea Coates I’ll give her Advice how to improve her Sx Life starting with get ur Face off ur Magazine Lady give SomeOne else Turn



 Meantime Lindsay Lohan Friend I had a Dream u were living on this Houseboat & I swam over to see u Cougars Canada swim so I think u need to get out of the Limelight DO UR OWN THING Rehab is an Xpensive Waste it’s still More Shame and Control and Xploitation also I think ur Nergy Points are blocked Thrid Eye Two above Eyebrows try pressing on them Cougar Spots NO MORE BOTOX!!!!!!!!!!! It’s like in Mean Girls Lindsay - u go undercover as One of the Mean Girls u become One of them then u find who ur Real Friends r







I think u get ACrush on me & we make Porn Film shuts up Press forever about u also I think u might want contact Timothy Olyphant 

 

he’s American Mountain Lion like u TAKE BACK THE WEST FOR THE CATAMOUNT Oh hey & Money is Violence try refusing it & see what Parts u get asked to play.
I would be ur Personal BodyGuard for Money Lindsay Lohan


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 Meantime Lindsay Lohan Friend I had a Dream u were living on this Houseboat & I swam over to see u Cougars Canada swim so I think u need to get out of the Limelight DO UR OWN THING Rehab is an Xpensive Waste it’s still More Shame and Control and Xploitation also I think ur Nergy Points are blocked Thrid Eye Two above Eyebrows try pressing on them Cougar Spots NO MORE BOTOX!!!!!!!!!!! It’s like in Mean Girls Lindsay - u go undercover as One of the Mean Girls u become One of them then u find who ur Real Friends r
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Female Archetypes under E21PWCT: Early 21st Century Patriarchal White-Supremacist Capitalist Technocracy













PREVIOUSLY established 3 Feminist Archetypes – Wife/Mother ; Balanced Career Woman ; Courtesan – with inteNt of mpowering Women as Creative inDividuals. Here I xamine Female Archetypes under Contemporary White-Supremist Capitalist Patriarchy how these establish and maintain Gendred imBalance of Power by stifling Creative inDependent Feminine Self-Xpression.



Wife

 










Most Privileged of Grown Women under E21PWCT is ‘Wife’. ‘Wife’ is Woman defined in Terms of her having been awarded the Validation of a Committed Man as his Sociallysanctioned Sxual Spouse. Which Kinds of Women under E21PWCT are awarded the Legally and Socially Privileged ‘Wife’ Label and what is xpected of them in Order they maintain the Label?  First off the Woman must be considered Married that is Sxuallycommited but beyond the Legal Qualifications of the Marriage Certificate what is xpected of the ‘Married’ ‘Wife’ that she be so designated? Successful teleVision Shows Such as Bravo’s Real Housewives of City and ABC’s Desperate Housewives offer Display of Xpectations placed on ‘Married’ ‘Wives’ under E21PWCT by focusing on Women who Self-Identify with Wifery that is Support Emotional and Physical of the Family Unit composed of Husband Wife & Relatives. The Xistence of a Map of Shows called Real Housewives of [ City ] indicates E21PWCT Culture considers Woman defines herSelf as ‘Wife’ More Siocosxually apPealing than Woman defines herSelf Otherwise – from Nouveau Riche Real Housewives Cliques we are conditioned to believe Wealthy Cla$$ Women’s ‘Careers’ are Trivialities - sublimated to these Kept Women’s Role as ‘Housewife’ to a Powerful & Wealthy Man: Many of the Women appearing in Real Housewives have Careers, just as Many are Divorced, but the Show is not called Real Wealthy Wives- or even, Godforbid, Real Wives or Real Women - is it? For that you have to check out VICE’s Every Woman which thusfar is about Xploited Sx Workers. thanx for that VICE. The Title of the Show Real Housewives of [ City ]implies the Premise will be witnessing over a Half Hour teleVision Show the Real Lives of Legally Married Women Economicallyprivilegedenough not to require ‘Career’ beyond their Role as Domestic to their Husbands and Families. This Xclusively Married & Domestic ‘Reality’ is Plainly not the Case in the Lives of the Women portrayed on the Show but the Very Real Careers and Financial and Marital Difficulties xperienced by the Women on the Show are sidelined in Favour of Hints into what affords Spousal Privilege and a Domestic Life of Leisure through Wealthy Husband: Botox, Shopping, Gossip, Alcoholism, Fraud. The tV Shows Real Housewives of implies ‘Housewife’ is the Best and Most impOrtant Thing a Woman could be in Terms of her Personal Life and Marital Status, which is Garbage. The Women on the Show are not called ‘Actresses’ though they are bringing in Revenue for their Families through their Performances on the Clearly Fictitionalized tVShows: the Women are Ostensibly ‘Housewives’ by Virtue of being on the tVShows – that is to say by appearing on the tVShow the Women hope to be seen as Women whose Husbands bring in enough Money to support a Stay-at-Home Consumer Leisure LifeStyle for these Women.

What does Leisure Cla$$ 'Wife' do All Day besides pretend to be herSelf on RichMan’sWifeTraining teleVision Show? which begs Question Y Rich Douchebag CEO of Every Woman VICE Media Shane Smith’s Leisure Cla$$ Wife Tamyka isn’t on Womanly Reality tV Show, Karley Sciortino who looks just like her is, and Andrea Coates who bears Resemblence takes Suggestive Photos in the Closet. Which Hot Younger Hipster Blonde knows Most about Sx, VICE? -your Mployed Reporter your Kept Wife or your Neglected Mistress? We know my Opinion but allow me to prove it.






CANADIAN NEWS Vancouver: Narcissistic Blonde Domestic Women R Covetable 2 Wealthy Men according to imPorted American teleVision. Does Deceptive Title Real Housewives considering Many Women shown are Divorced &/ have Careers reflect Nostalgia for Days when Sx Gender Economic Roles were Strictly nforced? If so whose Nostalgia is it? Viewers? Producers? Men? Women? Is ‘Housewife’ a Fantasy Identity Real Housewives AContradiction in Terms suggests tampering with Nature like calling your Animal Planet Show Real Unicorns?xplains Y Plastic Surgery appears Essential to making it as Successful LeisureCla$$ ‘Housewife’. 


PRANCING IN A FIELD OF UNICORN WIVES THAT NEVER AGE OR MENSTRUATE OR FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE & FEEL FULFILLED BY HOUSEWORK  the Allure that the Paradox might be resolved in the Portrayed Women the Allure draws Viewers and Producers to the tV Show from City to City.  ‘Housewives’ if the tV Show is to be taken at Face Value are Catty Socialites and Opulent Consumers whose Real Careers and Marital Statuses pale to them in impOrtance to their Falsified Projected Identities as Pampered ‘Housewives’: why else would you want to be Associated with a Show called Real Housewives of if not to boast however unRealistically about being an Economicallykept Woman to a Wealthy Man - Good for you? If not to boast about your Privilege, the Only Reason to be on the Show is for a Career, which is Hypocritical.
in Spite of their Real Careers and Divorces the Women on Real Housewives want People to think of them ‘Housewives’ First and Foremost because why? Because it implies not having a Job or a Divorce. The Name of the tV Show about Fictional Stay-at-Home-‘Wives’ - which are the Wifeliest of Wives – Desperate Housewives MISOGYNY ALERT ALERT MISOGYNY

 Xplicitly affords Understanding ‘Housewife’ is not All it’s cracked up to be, creates in the Effort to be lived out beyond Erotik Fantasy a Certain Desperation and Neurosis, but the Show still fetishizes & reflects the Public’s Fascination with that Privileged Breed of Woman – she who luxuriates in her Domesticity ( read: Femininity in the Mind of Misogynists ): the Show is not called Merely - Desperate Wives, even though that would be an intereSting Show i think. The ‘Housewife’ is apPealing to Patriarchy in that she does not aspire to an Identity beyond appealing to Patriarchy as its Domestic Servant, Sxual Trophy and Nanny, the Traditionally Feminine Roles, whether they be acted by Man or Woman: ‘Housewife’ Considerably Moreso than ‘Wife’ suggests Sxual and Social submission to a Man. The Xistence of the tV Shows called Real Houswives of and Desperate Housewives rather than Real Women of or Desperate Wives indicates the Public suspects the Domesticallytethered Sociosxuallysubmissive ‘Housewife’ Particularly of Some Secret Power not awarded Mere ‘Women’ or ‘Wives’ which affords her Economic and Spousal Privilege: the ‘Housewife’ is seen to be Economically and Sxually Privileged because she submits absOlutely to Patriarchy. In Truth the ‘Housewife’ is almost always Victim of her submissive Position, as Desperate Housewives maintains or it would Otherwise be called Happy Housewives and feature what Kind of Propaganda?    The ‘Housewife’ under E21PWCT is limited to the Domestic & Sxual Spheres, she is bound to the Home and BedRoom like by a Tether if she wants to maintain Veneer of Superiority to Other Female Archetypes under Patriarchy. While ‘Housewife’ receives More Public Validation than Other Patriarchallyoppressed Female Archetypes in this List, the Xalted ‘Housewife’ lives in a Gilded Cage where in Order to maintain the Public Façade of Privilege as Legally Kept Woman without Job or Divorce she sabotages her Modes of Selfxpression beyond the Home: she tries to be an Actress or Singer but does not standout or is Very Nervous; she runs a Business but Only insofaras it buttresses her Image as ‘Wife&Mother’; she makes Art but this Art is of Sentimental Value; she is a ‘Model’ but for what? Clothes? If like Jody Claman from Real Housewives of Vancouver she is a Tenacious and Successful Business Person ought this Women to call herSelf ‘Housewife’ or is using a ‘Housewife’ Label anOther Means for Female Business Person to cash in on Public’s Seemingly inSatiable Appetite for the Secrets of the bynowXclusivelyeconomicallyprivileged Mythical Domestic submissive ‘Housewife’. Not Only is ‘Housewife’ Limited in how she can xpress herSelf outside the Home, she is Limited in how she can xpress herSelf Sxually: underPatriarchy a Man is awarded among Men for keeping ‘Housewife’ ‘Mistress’ and ‘Prostitutes’ Suitable Distance from One anOther while ‘Housewife’ must remain Monogamously Faithful to her Husband or she is Merely ‘Prostitute’ in her Own Eyes too. A ‘Housewife’ who has Sx with Men besides her Husband who Economically keeps her must be aware that she is ‘Prostitute’ to the Effect that if the Man she is sleeping with besides her Husband has More Money than her Husband if she doesn’t remarry the Man with More Money she is a Failure at her Game. E21PWCT’s ‘Wife’ – the ‘Housewife’ Ideal – is Sociallyunimpeachable and thereby Sxuallyreserved, which is why Many Wealthy Men keep Sociallyncouragedsxuallysubmissiveunimpeachable ‘Housewives’ also keep Secret or Semisecret Kinky ‘Mistresses’ and visit ‘Prostitutes’ on Occasion: Moreso Woman xpresses herSelf Sxually Moreso she will crave xpress herSelf beyond the BedRoom, which is why ‘Prostitutes’ in the Minds of Misogynists must be nslaved to ‘Pimps’ or outlawed or condemned or they will get too Much Power as Feminine People: ‘Nympho Housewife’ that is the Selfglorifying Patriarch’s Wet Dream and we hope to catch a glimpse at on Real Housewives of and Desperate Housewives is a Contradiction in Terms that Only xists in Patriarchal Erotik Fantasy. Ideally ‘Wife’ designates Woman to whom Man or Woman is Emotionally & Physically Committed Regardless of the ‘Legal’ Status of that inTimate Relationship. Under Patriarchy the ‘Legal’ Wife is Privileged and ncouraged through the Idealized ‘Housewife’ to Selfsabotage beyond her ‘Wife’ Identity in Order to please a Patriarchal Sxual Power Fantasy, as is occuring between Sxuallyxploitative Egoist ontV Patriarch Shane Smith and his submissive Stay-at-Home Wife Tamyka who does not appear in Any of her Husband’s tVShows featuring Young Blondes who look like her & know about Sx or Shane Smith stripping but is trotted out at tV Premiers and Parties to reassure Public of Shane Smith’s Selfrestraint among Young Women he mploys: XplicitMediaMagnate Shane Smith’s Marriage to Tamyka is Media Sham because it is not featured in the XplicitMedia he makes & that is why he wears a Gigantic Gold Painfullyobvious Wedding Ring & tattooed her Name.







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‘Mother’ is Woman defined in Terms of her having had a Child. Mostly she is DeSxualized ‘Wife’ as Only in Last Few Feminist Generations has the unWed Mother been considered Sociallyacceptable. but while ‘Wife’ is Woman thought of in Terms of her Sociallysanctioned Spousal Sx Relationship to a Specific Man, with the Most Covetable ‘Wife’ under E21PWCT being ‘Housewife’ Woman identifies Xclusively in her Domestic&Sxual Functions in Service of a Man, ‘Mother’ is how Patriarchy views Women who are to be Respected aSxually rather than Sxuallycoveted. If Woman is considered apPealing to Patriarchy she gets to become a Legal ‘Wife’!; if she is Successful (Fertile) ‘Wife’ she will become a ‘Mother’! and she will be respected outside of her Sxual Appeal and Fidelity to a Specific Man but Only insofaras she has born Children of that Sxual Appeal and Fidelity to a Specific Man, so Wife&Mother blur into a Single Archetype under E21PWCT. Note in Feminist Archetpyes: ‘Wife/Mother’ in which Duality of Identity is Possible but Xclusivity is as Well. Under Strict Patriarchy you must be Wife to be respected as Mother and if you can’t bear or mother Children you’re a Defective Wife. These Days identifying as ‘Mother’ is More Realistic than identifying as ‘Housewife’ because it implies the Specific Tasks of Childminding rather than Domestic Leisure, but Less Glamorous - Birth and Poopy Babies rather than Cute Aprons and Money from Hubby to go shopping and a Spanking after Dinner - still identifying Primarily as ‘Mother’ carries with it the implicAtion a Woman is not a Distinct Personality. under E21PWCT having a Job implies you have a Specific Set of Skills and thereby a Specific Disposition. ‘Mother’ is not Job but a Gendered Servant unto Children: Motherhood is Universal, being an Engineer is Particular.For Most hiStory, if you were a Woman your ‘Job’ was to be ‘Wife&Mother’ unless your ‘Job’ was to be ‘Mistress’ or ‘Prostitute’ All ‘Jobs’ which unlike the Jobs of Males allow little to no Individual Selfxpression: as ‘Wife&Mother’ ‘Mistress/Prostitute’ you are a Gendered Reproductive and Sxual Function onto Men & Children not a Distinct Personality like ‘Lawyer’ or ‘Landscaper’ or ‘Writer’. ‘Courtesans’ – Highly Skilled Mistress Prostitutes – Women not xpected to be Monogamous like Legal Wives but who manage as Career XtraMarital Sxual Relationships with Men – have Long been the Most Artistically Politically and Philosophically Cultivated of Women – so as to make them Better at their Job as Sxual Seductresses and Pleasurers!

Ideally under Patriarchy ‘Mother’ is ‘Madonna’: Eternal Virgin Mother whose immacUlate Conception by Bodiless God has left her unTainted by the Degradation of Squishly Slimey Often Humiliating Physical Sxual Xperience: ‘Madonna’ is an Innocent Child’s Picture of its Mother: ‘Madonna’ reproduces aSxually. Human Species, meanwhile, reproduces Sxually.When ‘Madonna’ is projected onto a Woman she feels deHumanized. 





At her Worst under Patriarchy ‘Mother’ is Negligent and Cruel and Source of All her Children’s Failings and Misfortunes: Great ‘Mother’ Eve brought Sin into the Life of Man. 



As Such ‘Mother’ is under Tremendous Pressure living with Patriarchy: on One Hand she is xpected to bear Children without having had Sxual interCourse as in Cultures that worship an aSxual ‘Madonna’ Any Indication besides Children Woman ngages in Physical Sxual Activity is considered Blemish on her Reputation – thus Conservative ‘Madonna’ Religious Society by Necessity affords an Xception to ‘Sx is Sin thou shalt not’ Mantras: Sx is Acceptable for Reproduction within Legal Monogamous Marriage. Any Move towards Accessible Birth Control is a Threat to the ‘Madonna’ Ideal: an aSxual Child’s aSxual Picture of his aSxual ‘Mother’. On the Other Hand ‘Mother’ is Solely Responsible if her Children do not turn out Well – Socially under Strict Patriarchy All that is xpected of ‘Father’ is that he bring in ‘Bacon’, not that he raise Kids Well. Woman who chooses or is forced to follow Patriarchal Society’s Imperative that she define herSelf by how Well her Husband and Children perform in Society // how Well she tailors her Sxualselfxpression to aSxual ‘Madonna’, the Woman who defines herSelf as ‘Wife&Mother’ can do no Better than a Husband who is Rich and Children who are Talented and Polite: besides ensuring that Hubby is Rich and Kids are Talented and Polite // that noOne sees her xpress herSelf Sxually, 



noThing is xpected of ‘Wife&Mother’ as inDividual: her inDividualselfdefinition is in the Negative ( well, theres always Clothes )

 – the Woman who is Wife&Mother under E21PWCT is as Respectable as she is Good at SelfEffacement: the Best Woman is she of whom Men speak the Least, Pericles ruled Athens from 461 to 429 BC kept an ilLegal inFamous Courtesan Mistress named Aspasia said, so maybe he was being Glib - the Best Woman is a Woman who does not xist, which would xplain the Appeal of Anorexia.





 UnderPatriarchy if her Husband has Sx with Other Women he is just a Man – Wife&Mother should work Harder to please him Sxually but disCretely if she wants to maintain her Privileges as ‘Wife&Mother’. If her Children are unCouth Wife&Mother has failed at the One Task Society has allotted her: to raise Children ( as her Sxuality must in All Other Modes remain unseen & unspokenof ): she is a Social Failure if her Children are Social Failures. Pressure to define herSelf in Terms of Failures and Successes of her Husband and Children, rather than on her Own Terms, makes ‘Wife&Mother’ Archetype Brittle & Highly Stung ( hense Valium or Alcoholism or Suicide ), despite Tremendous Pressure on her, again, to luxuriate in her Domestic Privileges as Wife&Mother: Woman defines herSelf as ‘Wife&Mother’ almostXclusively Despite the Legal & Social Privileges of this Archetype is placing her Identity at the Mercy of Others in Order to receive those Privileges, and these Others Wife&Mother allows to define her in their Successes and Failures are Often Much Less Sensitive to her Needs than she to theirs: afterAll, her Identity is wrapped up in how Well she can attend to their Needs: Wife&Mother underPatriarchy is as Valuable to her Husband and Children as she is SelfEffacing and Needsless. A ‘Wife&Mother’ is at Constant Risk of Burnout. Nonetheless – despite the Pressures on Mothers within Misogynistic Society to SelfEfface for Respect – Motherhood is an Identity out of which Most Women as Women Spontaneously take a Great Deal of Personal Pride and Camaraderie with Other Women: Motherhood is a Difficult Often Thankless if Universal Job for which Women deserve Respect as Women, but this Respect will come with SelfEffacing Strings attached until the aSxual ‘Madonna’ is overthrown as the Ideal & Mostworshipped ‘Mother’ Figure in our Society.



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Below the ‘Wife&Mother’ on E21PWCT’s Hierarchy of Desirable Female Archetypes is the ‘Mistress’. The ‘Mistress’ is distinguished from the ‘Wife’ in that she is not a Legallyrecognized Sxual Spouse and distinguished from the ‘Prostitute’ in her Various Forms in that ‘Mistress’ is maintained as a Man’s Sxual Partner, she is Fixture in Man’s Life where ‘Prostitute’ is dispOsable and Anonymous. ‘Mistress’ is taken on where his Legal Wife fails to meet a Man’s Sxual Needs but Man does not wish to make Change of Legal Spouse because doing so is ilLegal, he enjoys Domestic inTimacy with his Wife in Spite of their Sxual Shortcomings as a Couple, it is to his Economic Advantage to stay with his Legal Wife in Spite of their Sxual Shortcomings as a Couple, or Any Number of Factors convince Man the Best Possible Arrangement of his Family underPatriarchy is to keep Legal Sxual Spouse and Secondary ‘ilLegal’ Sxual Spouse who does not receive Legal or even Social Privileges: Very Often Mistress is kept Secret from Legal Wife and Friends and Family of the Legal Family – at Best Mistress is an Open Secret shared between Man and his Man Friends with the Tacit Consent of the Legal Wife. The Role of ‘Mistress’ is always a Secondary Role, like the ‘Wife&Mother’ she must SelfEfface for Respect, even when she is a Man’s Primary Source of Sxual Intimacy: if Man Truly loved his Mistress he would leave his Legal Wife for her or take up Plural Marriage in Spite of Limiting Social Conventions. That Man does not leave his Legal Wife for his Mistress or take up Plural Marriage is a Sign of his Cowardice ( he is not willing to rock the Public Boat by Openly asserting Dual Marriage or by leaving his Wife for the Other Woman even if he loves the Other Woman More ) or his Sxualxploitation of the Mistress. Mistress insofaras she is ‘Mistress’ and not ‘Wife’ is ‘just for Sx’ in a Man’s Mind, even if Regularily, or she would be a Simple Anonymous Prostitute or eScort. Very Often the Mistress is sacrificed on the Altar of Sociallyacceptable Spousal Monogamy: Popular Films Such as Fatal Attraction and Match Point depictMan kills Demanding Sxuallyappealing Mistress in Order that Man maintain Façade of Sociallyacceptable Sxualmonogamy with Socially&Economicallyadvantageous but Sxuallyconservative Legal Wife.






While Identity ‘Mistress’ like Identity ‘Housewife’ arouses Public Curiosity with Frisson of Sx amongst the Economically Privileged ‘Mistress’s Purported Secrecy makes her Poor Candidate for Reality tVShow called Real Mistresses – ‘Housewife’ ‘just for Domestic Duties’ is Close Man can get to ‘just for Sx’ Mistress he can be Legally Married to! – no Wonder we want to see what ‘Housewife’ is ‘Really’ like: we hope she is Legal Wife as Alluring as Mistress who qua Mistress is Dependent on being Sxuallyappealing to Man who given he has Wife already will leave her if she does not prove herSelf More Sxuallyappealing&SelfEffacing than this Wife he already has to keep Mistress from: ToughSell for Any Woman with Distictive Personality and Selfrespect. To accept ‘Mistress’Identity in the LongRun Woman must be suffering from Esteem Issues ( she must imagine Sxuallyxploited Second Fiddle to Legal Wife is Best she can be ) or like Man she is seeing in Open Secret she must view the Relationship as Devoid of an Intimate Component for which the Compensation is Physical Sx and the Repeated Actingout of Sxual Seduction ( Xample Andrea Coates refusing to live Full Time in the Same Town as Shane Smith, keeping an inDependent Media Company Superior in Taste and Management & Regularily disdaining him she thinks in Order for their Relationship to last their Whole Lives: even if they get Legally Married so Andrea Coates can take Shane Smith’s Money their Relationship is that between Man and Professional Courtesan rather than Man and Wife ): Man keeps Mistress because his Wife has ceased to try to seduce him, thus Successful LifeLong ‘Mistress’ is Woman treats Sxual Seduction as Career: Successful LifeLong ‘Mistress’ is ‘Courtesan’ - Skilled Prostitute keeps Limited Number of Committed ‘Clients’. Same Token Woman identifies as ‘Stay-at-Home Wife&Mother’ rather than via Moneyearning Career of her Own is under E21PWCT Legal ‘Prostitute’ if ‘Prostitute’ is Woman trades Sxual Favours for Material Goods. ‘Courtesan’ is Career Mistress/Prostitute Sxuallypleasures Multiple People may or may not have Other Spousal Relationships in Return for Material Necessities of Survival. A ‘Courtesan’ may be Legally Married to a Single Man as is permitted under E21PWCT but for Legally Married Woman to be designated Professional ‘Courtesan’ she must continue in her Legal Marriage to Sxuallypleasure Other People besides her Legal Husband in Return for Material Necessities of Survival. ‘Courtesan’ is Top Tier Mistress/Prostitute whose ‘Clients’ are Usually Wealthy, Powerful and Committed to her, to the Point their Association with her is Public kNowledge: to the Xtent ‘Courtesan’ Mistress is Publicallyrecognized for her Role as Courtesan Mistress she is Successful at this Career, as to make the Mistress Secondary she is confined to Secrecy and Social Isolation: Mistress/Prostitutes who are not Powerful Elite Career Courtesans Typically remain below Public Radar and when they are revealed as Mistress/Prostitutes it is to the Effect of Shame and Scandal – we don’t get Real Mistresses of but we do get Married almostalwaysPolitical Men in Scandals with Other Women in the Mainstream Media with ClockWork Regularity: the Xistence of the Mistress is Living Proof the Politician is a Hypocrite and Poor Leader. ‘Courtesan’ is Openly Mistress of Many People: she is Career Mistress and thus unShamable, like Career Criminal. so if Powerful Men want Mistresses without Negative Blowout in the Media, they have to go to those Women who specialize at being Mistresses - to the Effect of rising above Public Scorn - or risk losing their Reputations as Powerful Men. I have said ‘Courtesan’ is Feminst Gangster. Demand/Supply imBalance between Wives and Mistresses – Many Men want Steady Secondary Mistresses while Most Women don’t want to be the Secondary Mistress, not over Years – leads to Highly inDependent Fringe Women becoming Professional Mistresses, or ‘Courtesans’. Courtesans have Long been the Most Politically and Artistically Powerful of Female Archetypes, even while they reside in Demimonde of Semi-Legality. By Contrast the ‘Kept Woman’ is Mistress/Prostitute who Sxuallypleasures One or Few Men for the Necessities of Survival and does not make Public kNowledge her Associations with these Men unless it is to ruin their Marriages. Despite the ‘Mistress’s Secondary Status to the Legal ‘Wife’, being a Mistress can be a Comfortable and Pleasurable Xistence: Many Women enjoy the Lifestyle - Economicallykept by Sxually intereSted Married Man or Several who do not make Demands on their Mistresses made of Legal Wives ( Most Notably a Mistress is not xpected to bear a Man Children ), the Cost of the Economic Privilege of being kept in the Necessities of Survival by a Sxuallyinterested Married Man being Life lived in the Shadows of Hypocritically Xclusively Monogamous Legal Culture. Many Women are Mistresses for Short Periods before becoming Legal Wives or moving on to Other Feminine Personality Archetypes, Usually after a Nervous Breakdown of Sorts: because ‘Mistress’ is by Definition Secondary to ‘Wife’ and thereby Emotionally&Sociallyneglected&Sxuallyxploited, ‘Mistress’ is Emotionallyvolatile if Sxuallyskilled Borderline insofaras she is ‘Mistress’ and Frequently Eager to move on to Other More Fulfilling Feminine Personality Archetypes like Wife/Mother or Balanced Woman: Women who determine to remain ‘Mistress’ throughout their Lives like the ‘Wife&Mother’ treat this Sxual Identity Compx as if it were Career. while in the Case of ‘Wife&Mother’ those Activities carried on as if Careers makes those Activities Hypocritical ( Martha Stuart went to Jail ), turning ‘Mistress’ Identity into Career is Only Way to make being ‘Mistress’ Tollerable ( Andrea Coates laughs at your Jail ). Otherwise Some Balanced Career Women remain LifeLong Mistresses in their Intimate Relationships to Men in Order to avoid Familial Responsibilities associated with Wifery: these Women Selfidentify through their Careers, for which they have sacraficed Sxual Intimacy, not through their Mistressing, like an Economicallykept Mistress or Courtesan.  Andrea Coates is Career Courtesan Mistress because her High Sx Drive makes her inSuitable to Monogamy and because her Formative Sxual Xperiences were with Boi projected Upper Class Daddy’s sublimated SadoMasochistic Gothique ‘Mistress’ ‘just for Sx but Regularily’ Fetishes onto his HighSchool GirlFriend whom he would Publiclypretend not be to be in Love with and Sxuallycommitedto inOrder to date More Conservative Wifely Girls he Only wanted to date insofaras he could cheat on them with his True Love - Kinky Mistress Andrea Coates! ( this unUsual Relationship Dynamic between TeenAgers is xplored at Length in Andrea Coates Debut Autobiographical Novel Splendid inSanity ). Young Andrea Coates went along with this Fantasy of her BF’s out of Ignorant submissive Love & treated in First Love Relationship like an ‘Other Woman’ Fetishistically Sxuallxploited but Publiclydisowned as Primary Sxual Partner Andrea Coates became locked in this Sxual Identity Complx: she is ‘Mistress’ in All her Committed Sxual Relationships: the Most she can ask for is to be respected in this Sxual Identity Complx because Men seem fond of it despite Society’s Hypocritical Insistence that Mistress Women like Andrea Coates are Shameful and ought not to xist. Andrea Coates as LifeLong Mistress Woman cannot Legallymarry for Love - she Legallymarries for Political Economic Strategic Artistic Statement among her Lovers and would burn Legal Marriage Certificate to defy its implied Monogamy. Andrea Coates has chosen to use her Otherwise Self-Loathing Borderline ‘Mistress’ Sxual Identity Complx to her Advantage by becoming Elite Back Market Courtesan Professional Mistress to Powerful CEOS & Politicians rather remain Sxuallyxploited ‘Other Woman’ does not go Public about Menz Kinky XtraMarital Sxual Relationships to her ( which she can see through Time btw b/c sadoMasochistic Sx gives u telePathic Powers :| ). VICE CEO Shane Smith like Andrea Coates 1st BoyFriend Rarish Sort of Man has his Mistress Complx backwards: Most Men want Mistress to escape their Wife. Some Men want Wife so they can take up with Mistress(es). SomeThing tells me Ligable Bachelor James Franco writes for VICE also backwards Mistress Complx. it can be Hard for Man with backwards Mistress Complx to find Wife or even Steady Girl Friend as these Men inTentionally if Often subConsciously set out to deceive Women about their Capacity for Sxual Fidelity ( and the Women Equally subConsciously pick up on it ) // Many Men with backwards Mistress Complx cant remain Sxually Faithful even Long enough to get married, cheat on their WifeType with Mistress whom they dump so she doesnt become Wife to take up with New WifeType and New Mistress repeat the Cycle ad infinitum.  in ‘Mistress’ Man is looking for Woman who is Available Sxually in the Long Term but who accepts Detachment &/ inFidelity within the Intimate Relationship   Many Men want MistressType Women as Primary Sxual Partners so they can continue to have Sx with Other Women but dont have to answer to their Main Squeeze(s) about thier Sxual Conquests. A Wife you must either answer to or lie to: Most Men underPatriarchy pick lie. Men who have backwards Mistress Complxes who dont want to Sxuallyxploit WifeType Women ( who are Signifigantly More Numerous than MistressType Women, Specially LifeLong Mistresses, which is what Men with Mistress & backwards Mistress Complxes want, or they would go to Prostitutes ) - Men with backwards Mistress Complxes - that is Men who can Only Love MistressType Women, as opposed to Men who are just looking for a SidePiece in a Mistress - either should not marry or should marry their Mistresses in Open Understanding Marriage will not be Traditional Husband/Wife - however Men with backwards Mistress Sxual Complxes Very Often Legallymarry Wife they have chosen Specifically because they think this Wife will put up with or will not notice the Sxuallycoveted Mistresses ( as Tamyka Smith puts up with / doesnt notice the Questionable Behaviors of VICE Media as Media Company towards Women & my 1st BoyFriend insists he has Long-Term Sx Partner Other than me despite her not appearing on his Facebook - he spends his Time seeking Best Woman whom to deceive about me while I try to make Sure no Such Woman materializes by writing about his backwards Mistress Complx on my Blog our Friends know about - 1BF seeks Unicorn Wife - Mythikal Perfect Domestic Woman will believe All Manz Lies and let him do whatever he wants. This Woman despite being Most Patriarchal Menz Fantsay ‘Wife&Mother’ doesnt xist. The Woman who xists for my 1BF, rather, is me, his Mistress, since HighSchool, who still likes him, as he makes for Humorous Literary Fodder ). A Man with backwards Mistress Complx Legallymarries WifeType is Xploitative of his Legal Wife not to mention his Mistresses. He xpects his Legal Wife to treat the ‘Wife&Mother’ SxualIdentity as Career for the Sake of his Confused Sxual Fetishes rather than as inTimate Partnership, which is xpecting ‘Wife/Mother’Type Woman to be a Hypocrite. The Hypocricy in their Relationship however is not ‘Wife/Mother’ Tamyka Smith’s but Patriarch Shane Smith’s - they will stay together as a Couple to the Xtent ‘Wife/Mother’ Tamyka Smith enjoys playing Kept Domestic Woman to Rich Man is in Love with his NewsPolitiksavvy Career Courtesan his VICE Media Company xists to create find and train for the Sake of his Delusional Megalomaniacal Canadian Alpha Male Fantasy. If my 1BF is AnyThing to go on, Men inherit backwards Mistress Complxes from their Fathers whose sublimated Mistress Fantasy or Reality Compulsion is passed on to Son so that Son Erotikallyfixates on MistressType Women & the Necessity of Deception within Sxual Relationships to the Point of marrying a WifeType Woman just so they can keep Secret Fetishized Mistress(es) from her! ie BullShit sadoMasochistic backwards Mistress Complx Shane Smith married so that he could get in Humiliating Media Fiasco with anOther Woman like Career Politiks Douchebags who came before him. He’s an Idiot and I would despise him if he werent Useful and Funny.

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New to E21PWCT is ‘Balanced’ or ‘Career’ Woman grew out of Market Demands of Industrialized Capitalist WorkPlace and was seized upon by Feminists to leverage More Power for Women as People in Patriarchal Society. ‘Balanced’ or ‘Career’ Woman is Woman who even if she is Wife, Mother, or Mistress - like Man who is also Husband, Father, or BoyFriend - if asked to define herSelf as Individual begins with Career: “I am a Baker.” “I am a Nurse.” “I am a Biologist.” “I am a Feminist.” Strict Patriarchs finds these Women ‘Masculine’ & call them Failed Wife/Mothers because they do not define themselves by DomesticityorSxrole Alone. Andrea Coates in her ‘Balanced Woman’ Aspect would say she is an ‘Artist’ but Andrea Coates’s Art Work Considerably Moreso than the Art Works of Other Female Artists is inDistinguishable from her SxualIdentityComplx as ‘Courtesan Mistress’: she is an ‘Artist’ who chronicles her Adventures as ‘Courtesan Mistress’. Note Andrea Coates AvantGuard Artistic Identity&Work not taken Seriously until Andrea Coates receives Powerful Man Shane Smith’s Sxual Validation as his ‘Courtesan Mistress’ - meanwhile Numerous Women besides Andrea Coates paid Money to make Art about Sx Lives as Careers through Shane Smith’s VICE Media Company. Woman who is Moreso ‘Balanced’ or ‘Career’ Woman makes Living at Career beyond Domestic Sphere without bringing Sale of her Sxual Body for Material Goods or Personal Favours into the Mix like ‘Mistress’ or ‘Wife’. ‘Balanced’ or ‘Career’ Woman makes Living to support herSelf &/ Family at Genderirrelevant Specialized Professional Task from which she takes Great Deal of Pride and Sense of Identity. Woman is a not ‘Balanced’ or ‘Career’ Woman if Economic Conditions force her to keep Money ‘Job’ inSpite of Primary Identity as ‘Wife/Mother’ or ‘Mistress’ - for Xample would AnyOne call Published Feminist Writer Marie Calloway a Career or Balanced Woman? How about Published Author Megan Boyle? The ‘Balanced’ or ‘Career’ Woman is Very New to Women’s Xperience as inDividuals and not All Women feel Comfortable in this Role: they feel like the Grumbling Patriarchs that they as Women are deSxualized thrust by Economic Conditions into the World of Professional Rather than Merely Domestic&SxWork. So tV Shows like Real Housewives play to Nostalgia of Many ‘Wife/Mothers’ and ‘Mistresses’ who feel they are being xpelled from their Domestic Bubbles of Patriarchal Economic Protection by Market Forces. Meanwhile Beautiful Artistic Balanced Career Women Such as Cat Marnell or Lindsay Lohan take up Drugs to cope with Pressure on them as Beautiful Artistic Career Women to be rather Wife/Mother or Mistress.



HI IM SHANE SMITH CEO OF VICE AND IM GOING TO APOLOGZIE FOR BEING PREJUDICED 
Career Mistress Andrea Coates aims to help Cat Marnell and Lindsay Lohan Self-Identify in Media beyond Drugs by constrating their Personalities as Balanced Writer & Actress Career Women to hers as Mistress Woman. Developing the ‘Balanced’ or ‘Career’ Woman within a Woman is impOrtant I think as it allows Woman to develop her Identity outside Sxual Relationships and their Resulting offSpring. If Andrea Coates were Happy to define herSelf as ‘Mistress’ to Shane Smith rather than Vigilantly as ‘Artist’ like she does, Andrea Coates would not be rewarded Respect for Sx Work as ‘Mistress’ she receives if she maintains what she does as ‘Mistress’ is not Merely ‘Sx’ but ‘Art Work’ of Great Value. Andrea Coates is insiStent! to the Point of Shrill! and Persistently Annoying! she be recognized as Great ‘Artist’!: being recognized as ‘Artist’ is Far More impOrtant to VOCAL FEMINIST Andrea Coates than being recognized as ‘Courtesan’ even though as Woman under Prejudiced Patriarchy Andrea Coates will not be recognized as ‘Artist’ on Par with Men, Balanced Women or even Confused Wives being awarded Arts Careers by Tao Lin who was looking for a Wife in Megan Boyle / Marie Calloway in Patriarchal SlightofHand who are her Millennial Artistic Peers until Andrea Coates Artistic Skills are acknowledged in their Capacity to make Superior ‘Mistress’ of her to Alt Lit Patriarch Shane Smith. thus Andrea Coates ‘Courtesan Mistress’ Media SxLife Reporter unlike Karley Sciorntio or Cat Marnell ‘Balanced Career Woman’ Media SxLife Reporters cannot be hired by VICE as if she had Career with VICE - Andrea Coates can Only fuck Shane Smith & his Friends as if that were her Career with VICE. If AnyOne who as Career covers Human Sxuality for VICE Media were kNowledgeable about the Matter as they Ostensibly ought to be to get the Position ( which they cant be or they would be Courtesan Mistresses not Mployed Writers - so VICE keeps hiring Young Wives to write about their SxLives like it were the Writing that mattered not the Wifeliness like Hipster Version of Nuveau Riche Career Wife&Mothers on Real Housewives / Balanced Career Women to interview Mistresses & Prostitutes on their Affairs // ignores the Considerable Literary & Artistic Talents of Courtesan Andrea Coates to ply her into the Position of having to Sxuallyseduce Shane Smith for Artistic Validation in his SxMedia CEO Mentor/Apprentice Fetish Fuck Fantasy ), they would be aware that VICE Media xists in the Form it does to create/train sadoMasochistc Patriarch with backwards Mistress Complx Shane Smith’s Ideal Committed Media Apprentice Mistress Whore - Andrea Coates. Instead everyone ignores me because Im supposed to be a Secret he keeps from his Legal Wife!

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The Prostitute takes Many Guises. She is Hooker Madam Call Girl Mistress eScort Cam Girl Mail Order Bride Housewife Stripper Porn Star Hooters Waitress ‘Wife’ in Denial Human Slave. The Prostitute sells her Sxuallyattractive Body for Material Goods and Money that are the Means of Survival. The Prostitute is Much shamed but her Identity is inTegral to Most Women’s Xperiences of their Lives. Women are xpected to keep Quiet about the Prostitute even while they act her out. Words that evoke Prostitution are Taboo. ‘Whore’ is Closely Associated with ‘Prostitute’, but ‘Whore’ is More Primal and Less Materialistic. While ‘Whore’ is Sxually Voracious and for Women brought up under Patriarchal ‘Madonna’ this is considered an inSult - ‘Prostitute’ uses Sx to get ‘Stuff’. While on the One Hand Patriarchy in its Power Fantasy wants to be the ‘Breadwinner’ Patriarchy is also insEcure that ‘Breadwinner’ is All he is for Woman – he accuses her of Prostitution, Golddigging, inFidelity, Whorishness to seize for himSelf her Sxual Power and so Vital Nergy: the Patriarch is Greedy and he chokes his Woman’s Sxual Power by allowing her too little Air to breathe. ‘Prostitute’ by asking Directly for ‘Stuff’ in Return for Sxualfavours is challenging the Patriarch’s Sole Ownership of ‘Stuff’: for a Long Time it was ilLegal for Woman to own Property; taking Money for Sx has Long been considered Déclassé, unless it’s a Dowry. Andrea Coates, Courtesan Mistress, Notably will not xcpet Money xcept as a Gift. The 4Ps of Masculinity are: Patriarchy. Possession. Private. Property. When Woman makes Material Living giving Physical Sx to More than One Man she is Threat to Patriarchy. Possession. Private. Property. So the Prostitute is taken Control of by the Pimp or the Legal Husband and Virulently admonished at the Same Time she is Deeplycoveted under her Legal Guise of Monogamous ‘Housewifery’. Patriarchy is Hypocritical. ‘Prostitutes’ are considered dispOsable so as to nforce Sxual Fidelity among Sxuallycovetable Women and so because All Women have within them the Xperience of the Prostitute All Women are considered dispOsable insofaras they are Sxual and xpect this Sx to afford them the Means of Survival. Again the Only Thing saves a Woman from outright Accusations of ‘Prostitution’ and Consequent Social Ostracism is Legal Monogamous Patriarchal Marriage, a One-Size-Fits All Solution to the Question of infInite Diversity of Human Sxual Xperience nForced Much More Vigorously on Women than Men: the More Successful a Man the More it is xpected he be Sxually Promiscuous, if Only in a Clandestine Way: the Man who is Legally Married but who still bags Much Younger Women in Private, even if he has to pay them, is considered More Vigorous than the Man who does not ngage with Women besides his EquallyAged Legal Wife or is Publicly with Many Much Younger Women ( this evenunderPatriarchy is considred Compensation Behvior - the Hugh Hefner or Dov Charney or Silvio Berlusconi Type though Often Powerful makes Hoopala of Many Younger Women when Discretion and Longevity, as Well as Numbers, are considered Paramount to Successful Patriarchal Promiscuity: Shane Smith gets away with his Creepy Sxuallyxploitative Youth Media Business because his Wife is Virtually Anonymous. To compensate for the inDiscretion of Andrea Coates writing about their Affair & Probably them making Porn, Andrea Coates and Shane Smith pretend to hate One anOther outside of Sx to the Effect of keeping their Love Discrete ), to Xternal Society that is to say to the Eyes of Potential Public Face ‘Wives’ who confer a Great Deal of Social Points, Men must appear Capable of LongTerm Monogamous Commitment in Order to nforce among Women the Double Standard of Sociallyxpected Sxual Behavior: underPatriarchy the Ideal Man of Power keeps Spotless Public Monogamous Face with unimPeachable Wife a Totally Secret Bevvy of Kinky Mistresses and also has Sx with the Occasional Prostitute, which is of Course imPossible to maintain, like Nympho Housewifery, or a Married Courtesan. ps.: if a Courtesan is going around calling herSelf your Wife she’s having you on. The Female Archetypes under Patriarchy differ from Male Archetypes  while Men are defined by how they interrelate amongst Each Other in Pyramidal Powerstructure Women are defined by the Nature of their Relationship to a Specific Man on the Patriarchal Power Pyramid: Wife for Legal Spousal Marriage, Mother for aSxuality, Mistress for Sxualxploitation over Years, Prostitute for Oneoffs. No One, I should mention, identifies themSelves Primarily as ‘Girl Friend’ or ‘Boy Friend’. Unlike for Men the Balanced Career Aspect for Women is Fresh & New & a little Raw: it is Only in the Last Few Generations Women have been allowed the Personal Freedom on Masse to puruse Careers as Means of SelfXpression. Many Women unConsciously or Consciously sabatoge their Careers so as to remain Sxuallyappealing to Patriarchal Men. When like at VICE Media Women are discriminated against as Careerists for the Sake of Male Sxual Preferences & Fetishes, that is regressive, Sxist behavior. Andrea Coates gets to be Shane Smith CoAnchor on Some Adventure News Show for his Global NetWork because she determined to have Sx with him. Other Women were hired because they resemble Andrea Coates Superficially, or were the Wives or GirlFriends of Male VICE Mployees. Women were hired to write Xplicitly about their Sx Lives where Men were hired to go on Worldly Adventures. Women who conformed to a Certain Look and Sxual Behaviorism Particular to CEO Shane Smith and Popular Writer Tao Lin were Privileged.VICE Media ought to apologize and run its Business in More Equitable Manner from now on THANX.ANDREA

Female Archetypes under E21PWCT: Early 21st Century Patriarchal White-Supremacist Capitalist Technocracy

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PREVIOUSLY established 3 Feminist ArchetypesWife/Mother ; Balanced Career Woman ; Courtesan – with inteNt of mpowering Women as Creative inDividuals. Here I xamine Female Archetypes under Contemporary White-Supremist Capitalist Patriarchy how these establish and maintain Gendred imBalance of Power by stifling Creative inDependent Feminine Self-Xpression.

Wife

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Most Privileged of Grown Women under E21PWCT is ‘Wife’. ‘Wife’ is Woman defined in Terms of her having been awarded the Validation of a Committed Man as his Sociallysanctioned Sxual Spouse. Which Kinds of Women under E21PWCT are awarded the Legally and Socially Privileged ‘Wife’ Label and what is xpected of them in Order they maintain the Label?  First off the Woman must be considered Married that is Sxuallycommited but beyond the Legal Qualifications of the Marriage Certificate what is xpected of the ‘Married’ ‘Wife’ that she be so designated? Successful teleVision Shows Such as Bravo’s Real Housewives of City and ABC’s Desperate Housewives offer Display of Xpectations placed on ‘Married’ ‘Wives’ under E21PWCT by focusing on Women who Self-Identify with Wifery that is Support Emotional and Physical of the Family Unit composed of Husband Wife & Relatives. The Xistence of a Map of Shows called Real Housewives of [ City ] indicates E21PWCT Culture considers Woman defines herSelf as ‘Wife’ More Siocosxually apPealing than Woman defines herSelf Otherwise – from Nouveau Riche Real Housewives Cliques we are conditioned to believe Wealthy Cla$$ Women’s ‘Careers’ are Trivialities - sublimated to these Kept Women’s Role as ‘Housewife’ to a Powerful & Wealthy Man: Many of the Women appearing in Real Housewives have Careers, just as Many are Divorced, but the Show is not called Real Wealthy Wives- or even, Godforbid, Real Wives or Real Women - is it? For that you have to check out VICE’s Every Woman which thusfar is about Xploited Sx Workers. thanx for that VICE. The Title of the Show Real Housewives of [ City ]implies the Premise will be witnessing over a Half Hour teleVision Show the Real Lives of Legally Married Women Economicallyprivilegedenough not to require ‘Career’ beyond their Role as Domestic to their Husbands and Families. This Xclusively Married & Domestic ‘Reality’ is Plainly not the Case in the Lives of the Women portrayed on the Show but the Very Real Careers and Financial and Marital Difficulties xperienced by the Women on the Show are sidelined in Favour of Hints into what affords Spousal Privilege and a Domestic Life of Leisure through Wealthy Husband: Botox, Shopping, Gossip, Alcoholism, Fraud. The tV Shows Real Housewives of implies ‘Housewife’ is the Best and Most impOrtant Thing a Woman could be in Terms of her Personal Life and Marital Status, which is Garbage. The Women on the Show are not called ‘Actresses’ though they are bringing in Revenue for their Families through their Performances on the Clearly Fictitionalized tVShows: the Women are Ostensibly ‘Housewives’ by Virtue of being on the tVShows – that is to say by appearing on the tVShow the Women hope to be seen as Women whose Husbands bring in enough Money to support a Stay-at-Home Consumer Leisure LifeStyle for these Women.


What does Leisure Cla$$ 'Wife' do All Day besides pretend to be herSelf on RichMan’sWifeTraining teleVision Show? 

which begs Question Y Rich Douchebag CEO of Every Woman VICE Media Shane Smith’s Leisure Cla$$ Wife Tamyka isn’t on Womanly Reality tV Show, Karley Sciortino who looks just like her is, and Andrea Coates who bears Resemblence takes Suggestive Photos in the Closet. Which Hot Younger Hipster Blonde knows Most about Sx, VICE? -your Mployed Reporter your Kept Wife or your Neglected Mistress? We know my Opinion but allow me to prove it.

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CANADIAN NEWS Vancouver: Narcissistic Blonde Domestic Women R Covetable 2 Wealthy Men according to imPorted American teleVision. 
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Does Deceptive Title Real Housewives considering Many Women shown are Divorced &/ have Careers reflect Nostalgia for Days when Sx Gender Economic Roles were Strictly nforced? If so whose Nostalgia is it? Viewers? Producers? Men? Women? Is ‘Housewife’ a Fantasy Identity Real Housewives AContradiction in Terms suggests tampering with Nature like calling your Animal Planet Show Real Unicorns?xplains Y Plastic Surgery appears Essential to making it as Successful LeisureCla$$ ‘Housewife’.
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PRANCING IN A FIELD OF UNICORN WIVES THAT NEVER AGE OR MENSTRUATE OR FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE & FEEL FULFILLED BY HOUSEWORK
the Allure that the Paradox might be resolved in the Portrayed Women the Allure draws Viewers and Producers to the tV Show from City to City.  ‘Housewives’ if the tV Show is to be taken at Face Value are Catty Socialites and Opulent Consumers whose Real Careers and Marital Statuses pale to them in impOrtance to their Falsified Projected Identities as Pampered ‘Housewives’: why else would you want to be Associated with a Show called Real Housewives of if not to boast however unRealistically about being an Economicallykept Woman to a Wealthy Man - Good for you? If not to boast about your Privilege, the Only Reason to be on the Show is for a Career, which is Hypocritical.
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in Spite of their Real Careers and Divorces the Women on Real Housewives want People to think of them ‘Housewives’ First and Foremost because why? Because it implies not having a Job or a Divorce. 

The Name of the tV Show about Fictional Stay-at-Home-‘Wives’ - which are the Wifeliest of Wives – Desperate Housewives 
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MISOGYNY ALERT ALERT MISOGYNY
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 Xplicitly affords Understanding ‘Housewife’ is not All it’s cracked up to be, creates in the Effort to be lived out beyond Erotik Fantasy a Certain Desperation and Neurosis, but the Show still fetishizes & reflects the Public’s Fascination with that Privileged Breed of Woman – she who luxuriates in her Domesticity ( read: Femininity in the Mind of Misogynists ): the Show is not called Merely - Desperate Wives, even though that would be an intereSting Show i think. The ‘Housewife’ is apPealing to Patriarchy in that she does not aspire to an Identity beyond appealing to Patriarchy as its Domestic Servant, Sxual Trophy and Nanny, the Traditionally Feminine Roles, whether they be acted by Man or Woman: ‘Housewife’ Considerably Moreso than ‘Wife’ suggests Sxual and Social submission to a Man. The Xistence of the tV Shows called Real Houswives of and Desperate Housewives rather than Real Women of or Desperate Wives indicates the Public suspects the Domesticallytethered Sociosxuallysubmissive ‘Housewife’ Particularly of Some Secret Power not awarded Mere ‘Women’ or ‘Wives’ which affords her Economic and Spousal Privilege: the ‘Housewife’ is seen to be Economically and Sxually Privileged because she submits absOlutely to Patriarchy. In Truth the ‘Housewife’ is almost always Victim of her submissive Position, as Desperate Housewives maintains or it would Otherwise be called Happy Housewives and feature what Kind of Propaganda?
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The ‘Housewife’ under E21PWCT is limited to the Domestic & Sxual Spheres, she is bound to the Home and BedRoom like by a Tether if she wants to maintain Veneer of Superiority to Other Female Archetypes under Patriarchy. While ‘Housewife’ receives More Public Validation than Other Patriarchallyoppressed Female Archetypes in this List, the Xalted ‘Housewife’ lives in a Gilded Cage where in Order to maintain the Public Façade of Privilege as Legally Kept Woman without Job or Divorce she sabotages her Modes of Selfxpression beyond the Home: she tries to be an Actress or Singer but does not standout or is Very Nervous; she runs a Business but Only insofaras it buttresses her Image as ‘Wife&Mother’; she makes Art but this Art is of Sentimental Value; she is a ‘Model’ but for what? Clothes? If like Jody Claman from Real Housewives of Vancouver she is a Tenacious and Successful Business Person ought this Women to call herSelf ‘Housewife’ or is using a ‘Housewife’ Label anOther Means for Female Business Person to cash in on Public’s Seemingly inSatiable Appetite for the Secrets of the bynowXclusivelyeconomicallyprivileged Mythical Domestic submissive ‘Housewife’. Not Only is ‘Housewife’ Limited in how she can xpress herSelf outside the Home, she is Limited in how she can xpress herSelf Sxually: underPatriarchy a Man is awarded among Men for keeping ‘Housewife’ ‘Mistress’ and ‘Prostitutes’ Suitable Distance from One anOther while ‘Housewife’ must remain Monogamously Faithful to her Husband or she is Merely ‘Prostitute’ in her Own Eyes too. A ‘Housewife’ who has Sx with Men besides her Husband who Economically keeps her must be aware that she is ‘Prostitute’ to the Effect that if the Man she is sleeping with besides her Husband has More Money than her Husband if she doesn’t remarry the Man with More Money she is a Failure at her Game. E21PWCT’s ‘Wife’ – the ‘Housewife’ Ideal – is Sociallyunimpeachable and thereby Sxuallyreserved, which is why Many Wealthy Men keep Sociallyncouragedsxuallysubmissiveunimpeachable ‘Housewives’ also keep Secret or Semisecret Kinky ‘Mistresses’ and visit ‘Prostitutes’ on Occasion: Moreso Woman xpresses herSelf Sxually Moreso she will crave xpress herSelf beyond the BedRoom, which is why ‘Prostitutes’ in the Minds of Misogynists must be nslaved to ‘Pimps’ or outlawed or condemned or they will get too Much Power as Feminine People: ‘Nympho Housewife’ that is the Selfglorifying Patriarch’s Wet Dream and we hope to catch a glimpse at on Real Housewives of and Desperate Housewives is a Contradiction in Terms that Only xists in Patriarchal Erotik Fantasy. Ideally ‘Wife’ designates Woman to whom Man or Woman is Emotionally & Physically Committed Regardless of the ‘Legal’ Status of that inTimate Relationship. Under Patriarchy the ‘Legal’ Wife is Privileged and ncouraged through the Idealized ‘Housewife’ to Selfsabotage beyond her ‘Wife’ Identity in Order to please a Patriarchal Sxual Power Fantasy, as is occuring between Sxuallyxploitative Egoist ontV Patriarch Shane Smith and his submissive Stay-at-Home Wife Tamyka who does not appear in Any of her Husband’s tVShows featuring Young Blondes who look like her & know about Sx or Shane Smith stripping but is trotted out at tV Premiers and Parties to reassure Public of Shane Smith’s Selfrestraint among Young Women he mploys: XplicitMediaMagnate Shane Smith’s Marriage to Tamyka is Media Sham because it is not featured in the XplicitMedia he makes & that is why he wears a Gigantic Gold Painfullyobvious Wedding Ring & tattooed her Name.

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Mother

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‘Mother’ is Woman defined in Terms of her having had a Child. Mostly she is DeSxualized ‘Wife’ as Only in Last Few Feminist Generations has the unWed Mother been considered Sociallyacceptable. but while ‘Wife’ is Woman thought of in Terms of her Sociallysanctioned Spousal Sx Relationship to a Specific Man, with the Most Covetable ‘Wife’ under E21PWCT being ‘Housewife’ Woman identifies Xclusively in her Domestic&Sxual Functions in Service of a Man, ‘Mother’ is how Patriarchy views Women who are to be Respected aSxually rather than Sxuallycoveted. If Woman is considered apPealing to Patriarchy she gets to become a Legal ‘Wife’!; if she is Successful (Fertile) ‘Wife’ she will become a ‘Mother’! and she will be respected outside of her Sxual Appeal and Fidelity to a Specific Man but Only insofaras she has born Children of that Sxual Appeal and Fidelity to a Specific Man, so Wife&Mother blur into a Single Archetype under E21PWCT. Note in Feminist Archetpyes: ‘Wife/Mother’ in which Duality of Identity is Possible but Xclusivity is as Well. Under Strict Patriarchy you must be Wife to be respected as Mother and if you can’t bear or mother Children you’re a Defective Wife. These Days identifying as ‘Mother’ is More Realistic than identifying as ‘Housewife’ because it implies the Specific Tasks of Childminding rather than Domestic Leisure, but Less Glamorous - Birth and Poopy Babies rather than Cute Aprons and Money from Hubby to go shopping and a Spanking after Dinner - still identifying Primarily as ‘Mother’ carries with it the implicAtion a Woman is not a Distinct Personality. under E21PWCT having a Job implies you have a Specific Set of Skills and thereby a Specific Disposition. ‘Mother’ is not Job but a Gendered Servant unto Children: Motherhood is Universal, being an Engineer is Particular.For Most hiStory, if you were a Woman your ‘Job’ was to be ‘Wife&Mother’ unless your ‘Job’ was to be ‘Mistress’ or ‘Prostitute’ All ‘Jobs’ which unlike the Jobs of Males allow little to no Individual Selfxpression: as ‘Wife&Mother’ ‘Mistress/Prostitute’ you are a Gendered Reproductive and Sxual Function onto Men & Children not a Distinct Personality like ‘Lawyer’ or ‘Landscaper’ or ‘Writer’. ‘Courtesans’ – Highly Skilled Mistress Prostitutes – Women not xpected to be Monogamous like Legal Wives but who manage as Career XtraMarital Sxual Relationships with Men – have Long been the Most Artistically Politically and Philosophically Cultivated of Women – so as to make them Better at their Job as Sxual Seductresses and Pleasurers!
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Ideally under Patriarchy ‘Mother’ is ‘Madonna’: Eternal Virgin Mother whose immacUlate Conception by Bodiless God has left her unTainted by the Degradation of Squishly Slimey Often Humiliating Physical Sxual Xperience: ‘Madonna’ is an Innocent Childs Picture of its Mother: ‘Madonna’ reproduces aSxually. Human Species, meanwhile, reproduces Sxually.
When ‘Madonna’ is projected onto a Woman she feels deHumanized

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At her Worst under Patriarchy ‘Mother’ is Negligent and Cruel and Source of All her Children’s Failings and Misfortunes: Great ‘Mother’ Eve brought Sin into the Life of Man. 

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As Such ‘Mother’ is under Tremendous Pressure living with Patriarchy: on One Hand she is xpected to bear Children without having had Sxual interCourse as in Cultures that worship an aSxual ‘Madonna’ Any Indication besides Children Woman ngages in Physical Sxual Activity is considered Blemish on her Reputation – thus Conservative ‘Madonna’ Religious Society by Necessity affords an Xception to ‘Sx is Sin thou shalt not’ Mantras: Sx is Acceptable for Reproduction within Legal Monogamous Marriage. Any Move towards Accessible Birth Control is a Threat to the ‘Madonna’ Ideal: an aSxual Child’s aSxual Picture of his aSxual ‘Mother’. On the Other Hand ‘Mother’ is Solely Responsible if her Children do not turn out Well – Socially under Strict Patriarchy All that is xpected of ‘Father’ is that he bring in ‘Bacon’, not that he raise Kids Well. Woman who chooses or is forced to follow Patriarchal Society’s Imperative that she define herSelf by how Well her Husband and Children perform in Society // how Well she tailors her Sxualselfxpression to aSxual ‘Madonna’, the Woman who defines herSelf as ‘Wife&Mother’ can do no Better than a Husband who is Rich and Children who are Talented and Polite: besides ensuring that Hubby is Rich and Kids are Talented and Polite // that noOne sees her xpress herSelf Sxually, 

noThing is xpected of ‘Wife&Mother’ as inDividual: her inDividualselfdefinition is in the Negative ( well, theres always Clothes )


– the Woman who is Wife&Mother under E21PWCT is as Respectable as she is Good at SelfEffacement: the Best Woman is she of whom Men speak the Least, Pericles ruled Athens from 461 to 429 BC kept an ilLegal inFamous Courtesan Mistress named Aspasia said, so maybe he was being Glib - the Best Woman is a Woman who does not xist, which would xplain the Appeal of Anorexia.
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 UnderPatriarchy if her Husband has Sx with Other Women he is just a Man – Wife&Mother should work Harder to please him Sxually but disCretely if she wants to maintain her Privileges as ‘Wife&Mother’. If her Children are unCouth Wife&Mother has failed at the One Task Society has allotted her: to raise Children ( as her Sxuality must in All Other Modes remain unseen & unspokenof ): she is a Social Failure if her Children are Social Failures. Pressure to define herSelf in Terms of Failures and Successes of her Husband and Children, rather than on her Own Terms, makes ‘Wife&Mother’ Archetype Brittle & Highly Stung ( hense Valium or Alcoholism or Suicide ), despite Tremendous Pressure on her, again, to luxuriate in her Domestic Privileges as Wife&Mother: Woman defines herSelf as ‘Wife&Mother’ almostXclusively Despite the Legal & Social Privileges of this Archetype is placing her Identity at the Mercy of Others in Order to receive those Privileges, and these Others Wife&Mother allows to define her in their Successes and Failures are Often Much Less Sensitive to her Needs than she to theirs: afterAll, her Identity is wrapped up in how Well she can attend to their Needs: Wife&Mother underPatriarchy is as Valuable to her Husband and Children as she is SelfEffacing and Needsless. A ‘Wife&Mother’ is at Constant Risk of Burnout. Nonetheless – despite the Pressures on Mothers within Misogynistic Society to SelfEfface for Respect – Motherhood is an Identity out of which Most Women as Women Spontaneously take a Great Deal of Personal Pride and Camaraderie with Other Women: Motherhood is a Difficult Often Thankless if Universal Job for which Women deserve Respect as Women, but this Respect will come with SelfEffacing Strings attached until the aSxual ‘Madonna’ is overthrown as the Ideal & Mostworshipped ‘Mother’ Figure in our Society.

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Mistress  
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Below the ‘Wife&Mother’ on E21PWCT’s Hierarchy of Desirable Female Archetypes is the ‘Mistress’. The ‘Mistress’ is distinguished from the ‘Wife’ in that she is not a Legallyrecognized Sxual Spouse and distinguished from the ‘Prostitute’ in her Various Forms in that ‘Mistress’ is maintained as a Man’s Sxual Partner, she is Fixture in Man’s Life where ‘Prostitute’ is dispOsable and Anonymous. ‘Mistress’ is taken on where his Legal Wife fails to meet a Man’s Sxual Needs but Man does not wish to make Change of Legal Spouse because doing so is ilLegal, he enjoys Domestic inTimacy with his Wife in Spite of their Sxual Shortcomings as a Couple, it is to his Economic Advantage to stay with his Legal Wife in Spite of their Sxual Shortcomings as a Couple, or Any Number of Factors convince Man the Best Possible Arrangement of his Family underPatriarchy is to keep Legal Sxual Spouse and Secondary ‘ilLegal’ Sxual Spouse who does not receive Legal or even Social Privileges: Very Often Mistress is kept Secret from Legal Wife and Friends and Family of the Legal Family – at Best Mistress is an Open Secret shared between Man and his Man Friends with the Tacit Consent of the Legal Wife. The Role of ‘Mistress’ is always a Secondary Role, like the ‘Wife&Mother’ she must SelfEfface for Respect, even when she is a Man’s Primary Source of Sxual Intimacy: if Man Truly loved his Mistress he would leave his Legal Wife for her or take up Plural Marriage in Spite of Limiting Social Conventions. That Man does not leave his Legal Wife for his Mistress or take up Plural Marriage is a Sign of his Cowardice ( he is not willing to rock the Public Boat by Openly asserting Dual Marriage or by leaving his Wife for the Other Woman even if he loves the Other Woman More ) or his Sxualxploitation of the Mistress. Mistress insofaras she is ‘Mistress’ and not ‘Wife’ is ‘just for Sx’ in a Man’s Mind, even if Regularily, or she would be a Simple Anonymous Prostitute or eScort. Very Often the Mistress is sacrificed on the Altar of Sociallyacceptable Spousal Monogamy: Popular Films Such as Fatal Attraction and Match Point depict
Man kills Demanding Sxuallyappealing Mistress in Order that Man maintain Façade of Sociallyacceptable Sxualmonogamy with Socially&Economicallyadvantageous but Sxuallyconservative Legal Wife.
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While Identity ‘Mistress’ like Identity ‘Housewife’ arouses Public Curiosity with Frisson of Sx amongst the Economically Privileged ‘Mistress’s Purported Secrecy makes her Poor Candidate for Reality tVShow called Real Mistresses ‘Housewife’ ‘just for Domestic Duties’ is Close Man can get to ‘just for Sx’ Mistress he can be Legally Married to! – no Wonder we want to see what ‘Housewife’ is ‘Really’ like: we hope she is Legal Wife as Alluring as Mistress who qua Mistress is Dependent on being Sxuallyappealing to Man who given he has Wife already will leave her if she does not prove herSelf More Sxuallyappealing&SelfEffacing than this Wife he already has to keep Mistress from: ToughSell for Any Woman with Distictive Personality and Selfrespect. To accept ‘Mistress’Identity in the LongRun Woman must be suffering from Esteem Issues ( she must imagine Sxuallyxploited Second Fiddle to Legal Wife is Best she can be ) or like Man she is seeing in Open Secret she must view the Relationship as Devoid of an Intimate Component for which the Compensation is Physical Sx and the Repeated Actingout of Sxual Seduction ( Xample Andrea Coates refusing to live Full Time in the Same Town as Shane Smith, keeping an inDependent Media Company Superior in Taste and Management & Regularily disdaining him she thinks in Order for their Relationship to last their Whole Lives: even if they get Legally Married so Andrea Coates can take Shane Smith’s Money their Relationship is that between Man and Professional Courtesan rather than Man and Wife ): Man keeps Mistress because his Wife has ceased to try to seduce him, thus Successful LifeLong ‘Mistress’ is Woman treats Sxual Seduction as Career: Successful LifeLong ‘Mistress’ is ‘Courtesan’ - Skilled Prostitute keeps Limited Number of Committed ‘Clients’. Same Token Woman identifies as ‘Stay-at-Home Wife&Mother’ rather than via Moneyearning Career of her Own is under E21PWCT Legal ‘Prostitute’ if ‘Prostitute’ is Woman trades Sxual Favours for Material Goods. ‘Courtesan’ is Career Mistress/Prostitute Sxuallypleasures Multiple People may or may not have Other Spousal Relationships in Return for Material Necessities of Survival. A ‘Courtesan’ may be Legally Married to a Single Man as is permitted under E21PWCT but for Legally Married Woman to be designated Professional ‘Courtesan’ she must continue in her Legal Marriage to Sxuallypleasure Other People besides her Legal Husband in Return for Material Necessities of Survival. ‘Courtesan’ is Top Tier Mistress/Prostitute whose ‘Clients’ are Usually Wealthy, Powerful and Committed to her, to the Point their Association with her is Public kNowledge: to the Xtent ‘Courtesan’ Mistress is Publicallyrecognized for her Role as Courtesan Mistress she is Successful at this Career, as to make the Mistress Secondary she is confined to Secrecy and Social Isolation: Mistress/Prostitutes who are not Powerful Elite Career Courtesans Typically remain below Public Radar and when they are revealed as Mistress/Prostitutes it is to the Effect of Shame and Scandal – we don’t get Real Mistresses of but we do get Married almostalwaysPolitical Men in Scandals with Other Women in the Mainstream Media with ClockWork Regularity: the Xistence of the Mistress is Living Proof the Politician is a Hypocrite and Poor Leader. ‘Courtesan’ is Openly Mistress of Many People: she is Career Mistress and thus unShamable, like Career Criminal. so if Powerful Men want Mistresses without Negative Blowout in the Media, they have to go to those Women who specialize at being Mistresses - to the Effect of rising above Public Scorn - or risk losing their Reputations as Powerful Men. I have said ‘Courtesan’ is Feminst Gangster. Demand/Supply imBalance between Wives and Mistresses Many Men want Steady Secondary Mistresses while Most Women don’t want to be the Secondary Mistress, not over Years leads to Highly inDependent Fringe Women becoming Professional Mistresses, or ‘Courtesans’. Courtesans have Long been the Most Politically and Artistically Powerful of Female Archetypes, even while they reside in Demimonde of Semi-Legality. By Contrast the ‘Kept Woman’ is Mistress/Prostitute who Sxuallypleasures One or Few Men for the Necessities of Survival and does not make Public kNowledge her Associations with these Men unless it is to ruin their Marriages. Despite the ‘Mistress’s Secondary Status to the Legal ‘Wife’, being a Mistress can be a Comfortable and Pleasurable Xistence: Many Women enjoy the Lifestyle - Economicallykept by Sxually intereSted Married Man or Several who do not make Demands on their Mistresses made of Legal Wives ( Most Notably a Mistress is not xpected to bear a Man Children ), the Cost of the Economic Privilege of being kept in the Necessities of Survival by a Sxuallyinterested Married Man being Life lived in the Shadows of Hypocritically Xclusively Monogamous Legal Culture. Many Women are Mistresses for Short Periods before becoming Legal Wives or moving on to Other Feminine Personality Archetypes, Usually after a Nervous Breakdown of Sorts: because ‘Mistress’ is by Definition Secondary to ‘Wife’ and thereby Emotionally&Sociallyneglected&Sxuallyxploited, ‘Mistress’ is Emotionallyvolatile if Sxuallyskilled Borderline insofaras she is ‘Mistress’ and Frequently Eager to move on to Other More Fulfilling Feminine Personality Archetypes like Wife/Mother or Balanced Woman: Women who determine to remain ‘Mistress’ throughout their Lives like the ‘Wife&Mother’ treat this Sxual Identity Compx as if it were Career. while in the Case of ‘Wife&Mother’ those Activities carried on as if Careers makes those Activities Hypocritical ( Martha Stuart went to Jail ), turning ‘Mistress’ Identity into Career is Only Way to make being ‘Mistress’ Tollerable ( Andrea Coates laughs at your Jail ). Otherwise Some Balanced Career Women remain LifeLong Mistresses in their Intimate Relationships to Men in Order to avoid Familial Responsibilities associated with Wifery: these Women Selfidentify through their Careers, for which they have sacraficed Sxual Intimacy, not through their Mistressing, like an Economicallykept Mistress or Courtesan.  Andrea Coates is Career Courtesan Mistress because her High Sx Drive makes her inSuitable to Monogamy and because her Formative Sxual Xperiences were with Boi projected Upper Class Daddy’s sublimated SadoMasochistic Gothique ‘Mistress’ ‘just for Sx but Regularily’ Fetishes onto his HighSchool GirlFriend whom he would Publiclypretend not be to be in Love with and Sxuallycommitedto inOrder to date More Conservative Wifely Girls he Only wanted to date insofaras he could cheat on them with his True Love - Kinky Mistress Andrea Coates! ( this unUsual Relationship Dynamic between TeenAgers is xplored at Length in Andrea Coates Debut Autobiographical Novel Splendid inSanity ). Young Andrea Coates went along with this Fantasy of her BF’s out of Ignorant submissive Love & treated in First Love Relationship like an ‘Other Woman’ Fetishistically Sxuallxploited but Publiclydisowned as Primary Sxual Partner Andrea Coates became locked in this Sxual Identity Complx: she is ‘Mistress’ in All her Committed Sxual Relationships: the Most she can ask for is to be respected in this Sxual Identity Complx because Men seem fond of it despite Society’s Hypocritical Insistence that Mistress Women like Andrea Coates are Shameful and ought not to xist. Andrea Coates as LifeLong Mistress Woman cannot Legallymarry for Love - she Legallymarries for Political Economic Strategic Artistic Statement among her Lovers and would burn Legal Marriage Certificate to defy its implied Monogamy. Andrea Coates has chosen to use her Otherwise Self-Loathing Borderline ‘Mistress’ Sxual Identity Complx to her Advantage by becoming Elite Back Market Courtesan Professional Mistress to Powerful CEOS & Politicians rather remain Sxuallyxploited ‘Other Woman’ does not go Public about Menz Kinky XtraMarital Sxual Relationships to her ( which she can see through Time btw b/c sadoMasochistic Sx gives u telePathic Powers :| ). VICE CEO Shane Smith like Andrea Coates 1st BoyFriend Rarish Sort of Man has his Mistress Complx backwards: Most Men want Mistress to escape their Wife. Some Men want Wife so they can take up with Mistress(es). SomeThing tells me Ligable Bachelor James Franco writes for VICE also backwards Mistress Complx. it can be Hard for Man with backwards Mistress Complx to find Wife or even Steady Girl Friend as these Men inTentionally if Often subConsciously set out to deceive Women about their Capacity for Sxual Fidelity ( and the Women Equally subConsciously pick up on it ) // Many Men with backwards Mistress Complx cant remain Sxually Faithful even Long enough to get married, cheat on their WifeType with Mistress whom they dump so she doesnt become Wife to take up with New WifeType and New Mistress repeat the Cycle ad infinitum. 
 in ‘Mistress’ Man is looking for Woman who is Available Sxually in the Long Term but who accepts Detachment &/ inFidelity within the Intimate Relationship 
 Many Men want MistressType Women as Primary Sxual Partners so they can continue to have Sx with Other Women but dont have to answer to their Main Squeeze(s) about thier Sxual Conquests. 
A Wife you must either answer to or lie to: Most Men underPatriarchy pick lie.
Men who have backwards Mistress Complxes who dont want to Sxuallyxploit WifeType Women ( who are Signifigantly More Numerous than MistressType Women, Specially LifeLong Mistresses, which is what Men with Mistress & backwards Mistress Complxes want, or they would go to Prostitutes ) - Men with backwards Mistress Complxes - that is Men who can Only Love MistressType Women, as opposed to Men who are just looking for a SidePiece in a Mistress - either should not marry or should marry their Mistresses in Open Understanding Marriage will not be Traditional Husband/Wife - however Men with backwards Mistress Sxual Complxes Very Often Legallymarry Wife they have chosen Specifically because they think this Wife will put up with or will not notice the Sxuallycoveted Mistresses ( as Tamyka Smith puts up with / doesnt notice the Questionable Behaviors of VICE Media as Media Company towards Women & my 1st BoyFriend insists he has Long-Term Sx Partner Other than me despite her not appearing on his Facebook - he spends his Time seeking Best Woman whom to deceive about me while I try to make Sure no Such Woman materializes by writing about his backwards Mistress Complx on my Blog our Friends know about - 1BF seeks Unicorn Wife - Mythikal Perfect Domestic Woman will believe All Manz Lies and let him do whatever he wants. This Woman despite being Most Patriarchal Menz Fantsay ‘Wife&Mother’ doesnt xist. The Woman who xists for my 1BF, rather, is me, his Mistress, since HighSchool, who still likes him, as he makes for Humorous Literary Fodder ). A Man with backwards Mistress Complx Legallymarries WifeType is Xploitative of his Legal Wife not to mention his Mistresses. He xpects his Legal Wife to treat the ‘Wife&Mother’ SxualIdentity as Career for the Sake of his Confused Sxual Fetishes rather than as inTimate Partnership, which is xpecting ‘Wife/Mother’Type Woman to be a Hypocrite. The Hypocricy in their Relationship however is not ‘Wife/Mother’ Tamyka Smith’s but Patriarch Shane Smith’s - they will stay together as a Couple to the Xtent ‘Wife/Mother’ Tamyka Smith enjoys playing Kept Domestic Woman to Rich Man is in Love with his NewsPolitiksavvy Career Courtesan his VICE Media Company xists to create find and train for the Sake of his Delusional Megalomaniacal Canadian Alpha Male Fantasy. If my 1BF is AnyThing to go on, Men inherit backwards Mistress Complxes from their Fathers whose sublimated Mistress Fantasy or Reality Compulsion is passed on to Son so that Son Erotikallyfixates on MistressType Women & the Necessity of Deception within Sxual Relationships to the Point of marrying a WifeType Woman just so they can keep Secret Fetishized Mistress(es) from her! ie BullShit sadoMasochistic backwards Mistress Complx Shane Smith married so that he could get in Humiliating Media Fiasco with anOther Woman like Career Politiks Douchebags who came before him. He’s an Idiot and I would despise him if he werent Useful and Funny.


Balanced or Career Woman
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New to E21PWCT is ‘Balanced’ or ‘Career’ Woman grew out of Market Demands of Industrialized Capitalist WorkPlace and was seized upon by Feminists to leverage More Power for Women as People in Patriarchal Society. ‘Balanced’ or ‘Career’ Woman is Woman who even if she is Wife, Mother, or Mistress - like Man who is also Husband, Father, or BoyFriend - if asked to define herSelf as Individual begins with Career: “I am a Baker.” “I am a Nurse.” “I am a Biologist.” “I am a Feminist.” Strict Patriarchs finds these Women ‘Masculine’ & call them Failed Wife/Mothers because they do not define themselves by DomesticityorSxrole Alone. Andrea Coates in her ‘Balanced Woman’ Aspect would say she is an ‘Artist’ but Andrea Coates’s Art Work Considerably Moreso than the Art Works of Other Female Artists is inDistinguishable from her SxualIdentityComplx as ‘Courtesan Mistress’: she is an ‘Artist’ who chronicles her Adventures as ‘Courtesan Mistress’. Note Andrea Coates AvantGuard Artistic Identity&Work not taken Seriously until Andrea Coates receives Powerful Man Shane Smith’s Sxual Validation as his ‘Courtesan Mistress’ - meanwhile Numerous Women besides Andrea Coates paid Money to make Art about Sx Lives as Careers through Shane Smith’s VICE Media Company. Woman who is Moreso ‘Balanced’ or ‘Career’ Woman makes Living at Career beyond Domestic Sphere without bringing Sale of her Sxual Body for Material Goods or Personal Favours into the Mix like ‘Mistress’ or ‘Wife’. ‘Balanced’ or ‘Career’ Woman makes Living to support herSelf &/ Family at Genderirrelevant Specialized Professional Task from which she takes Great Deal of Pride and Sense of Identity. Woman is a not ‘Balanced’ or ‘Career’ Woman if Economic Conditions force her to keep Money ‘Job’ inSpite of Primary Identity as ‘Wife/Mother’ or ‘Mistress’ - for Xample would AnyOne call Published Feminist Writer Marie Calloway a Career or Balanced Woman? How about Published Author Megan Boyle? The ‘Balanced’ or ‘Career’ Woman is Very New to Women’s Xperience as inDividuals and not All Women feel Comfortable in this Role: they feel like the Grumbling Patriarchs that they as Women are deSxualized thrust by Economic Conditions into the World of Professional Rather than Merely Domestic&SxWork. So tV Shows like Real Housewives play to Nostalgia of Many ‘Wife/Mothers’ and ‘Mistresses’ who feel they are being xpelled from their Domestic Bubbles of Patriarchal Economic Protection by Market Forces. Meanwhile Beautiful Artistic Balanced Career Women Such as Cat Marnell or Lindsay Lohan take up Drugs to cope with Pressure on them as Beautiful Artistic Career Women to be rather Wife/Mother or Mistress.
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HI IM SHANE SMITH CEO OF VICE AND IM GOING TO APOLOGZIE FOR BEING PREJUDICED
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Career Mistress Andrea Coates aims to help Cat Marnell and Lindsay Lohan Self-Identify in Media beyond Drugs by constrating their Personalities as Balanced Writer & Actress Career Women to hers as Mistress Woman. Developing the ‘Balanced’ or ‘Career’ Woman within a Woman is impOrtant I think as it allows Woman to develop her Identity outside Sxual Relationships and their Resulting offSpring. If Andrea Coates were Happy to define herSelf as ‘Mistress’ to Shane Smith rather than Vigilantly as ‘Artist’ like she does, Andrea Coates would not be rewarded Respect for Sx Work as ‘Mistress’ she receives if she maintains what she does as ‘Mistress’ is not Merely ‘Sx’ but ‘Art Work’ of Great Value. Andrea Coates is insiStent! to the Point of Shrill! and Persistently Annoying! she be recognized as Great ‘Artist’!: being recognized as ‘Artist’ is Far More impOrtant to VOCAL FEMINIST Andrea Coates than being recognized as ‘Courtesan’ even though as Woman under Prejudiced Patriarchy Andrea Coates will not be recognized as ‘Artist’ on Par with Men, Balanced Women or even Confused Wives being awarded Arts Careers by Tao Lin who was looking for a Wife in Megan Boyle / Marie Calloway in Patriarchal SlightofHand who are her Millennial Artistic Peers until Andrea Coates Artistic Skills are acknowledged in their Capacity to make Superior ‘Mistress’ of her to Alt Lit Patriarch Shane Smith. thus Andrea Coates ‘Courtesan Mistress’ Media SxLife Reporter unlike Karley Sciorntio or Cat Marnell ‘Balanced Career Woman’ Media SxLife Reporters cannot be hired by VICE as if she had Career with VICE - Andrea Coates can Only fuck Shane Smith & his Friends as if that were her Career with VICE. If AnyOne who as Career covers Human Sxuality for VICE Media were kNowledgeable about the Matter as they Ostensibly ought to be to get the Position ( which they cant be or they would be Courtesan Mistresses not Mployed Writers - so VICE keeps hiring Young Wives to write about their SxLives like it were the Writing that mattered not the Wifeliness like Hipster Version of Nuveau Riche Career Wife&Mothers on Real Housewives / Balanced Career Women to interview Mistresses & Prostitutes on their Affairs // ignores the Considerable Literary & Artistic Talents of Courtesan Andrea Coates to ply her into the Position of having to Sxuallyseduce Shane Smith for Artistic Validation in his SxMedia CEO Mentor/Apprentice Fetish Fuck Fantasy ), they would be aware that VICE Media xists in the Form it does to create/train sadoMasochistc Patriarch with backwards Mistress Complx Shane Smith’s Ideal Committed Media Apprentice Mistress Whore - Andrea Coates. Instead everyone ignores me because Im supposed to be a Secret he keeps from his Legal Wife!




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The Prostitute takes Many Guises. She is Hooker Madam Call Girl Mistress eScort Cam Girl Mail Order Bride Housewife Stripper Porn Star Hooters Waitress ‘Wife’ in Denial Human Slave. The Prostitute sells her Sxuallyattractive Body for Material Goods and Money that are the Means of Survival. The Prostitute is Much shamed but her Identity is inTegral to Most Women’s Xperiences of their Lives. Women are xpected to keep Quiet about the Prostitute even while they act her out. Words that evoke Prostitution are Taboo. ‘Whore’ is Closely Associated with ‘Prostitute’, but ‘Whore’ is More Primal and Less Materialistic. While ‘Whore’ is Sxually Voracious and for Women brought up under Patriarchal ‘Madonna’ this is considered an inSult - ‘Prostitute’ uses Sx to get ‘Stuff’. While on the One Hand Patriarchy in its Power Fantasy wants to be the ‘Breadwinner’ Patriarchy is also insEcure that ‘Breadwinner’ is All he is for Woman – he accuses her of Prostitution, Golddigging, inFidelity, Whorishness to seize for himSelf her Sxual Power and so Vital Nergy: the Patriarch is Greedy and he chokes his Woman’s Sxual Power by allowing her too little Air to breathe. ‘Prostitute’ by asking Directly for ‘Stuff’ in Return for Sxualfavours is challenging the Patriarch’s Sole Ownership of ‘Stuff’: for a Long Time it was ilLegal for Woman to own Property; taking Money for Sx has Long been considered Déclassé, unless it’s a Dowry. Andrea Coates, Courtesan Mistress, Notably will not xcpet Money xcept as a Gift. The 4Ps of Masculinity are: Patriarchy. Possession. Private. Property. When Woman makes Material Living giving Physical Sx to More than One Man she is Threat to Patriarchy. Possession. Private. Property. So the Prostitute is taken Control of by the Pimp or the Legal Husband and Virulently admonished at the Same Time she is Deeplycoveted under her Legal Guise of Monogamous ‘Housewifery’. Patriarchy is Hypocritical. ‘Prostitutes’ are considered dispOsable so as to nforce Sxual Fidelity among Sxuallycovetable Women and so because All Women have within them the Xperience of the Prostitute All Women are considered dispOsable insofaras they are Sxual and xpect this Sx to afford them the Means of Survival. Again the Only Thing saves a Woman from outright Accusations of ‘Prostitution’ and Consequent Social Ostracism is Legal Monogamous Patriarchal Marriage, a One-Size-Fits All Solution to the Question of infInite Diversity of Human Sxual Xperience nForced Much More Vigorously on Women than Men: the More Successful a Man the More it is xpected he be Sxually Promiscuous, if Only in a Clandestine Way: the Man who is Legally Married but who still bags Much Younger Women in Private, even if he has to pay them, is considered More Vigorous than the Man who does not ngage with Women besides his EquallyAged Legal Wife or is Publicly with Many Much Younger Women ( this evenunderPatriarchy is considred Compensation Behvior - the Hugh Hefner or Dov Charney or Silvio Berlusconi Type though Often Powerful makes Hoopala of Many Younger Women when Discretion and Longevity, as Well as Numbers, are considered Paramount to Successful Patriarchal Promiscuity: Shane Smith gets away with his Creepy Sxuallyxploitative Youth Media Business because his Wife is Virtually Anonymous. To compensate for the inDiscretion of Andrea Coates writing about their Affair & Probably them making Porn, Andrea Coates and Shane Smith pretend to hate One anOther outside of Sx to the Effect of keeping their Love Discrete ), to Xternal Society that is to say to the Eyes of Potential Public Face ‘Wives’ who confer a Great Deal of Social Points, Men must appear Capable of LongTerm Monogamous Commitment in Order to nforce among Women the Double Standard of Sociallyxpected Sxual Behavior: underPatriarchy the Ideal Man of Power keeps Spotless Public Monogamous Face with unimPeachable Wife a Totally Secret Bevvy of Kinky Mistresses and also has Sx with the Occasional Prostitute, which is of Course imPossible to maintain, like Nympho Housewifery, or a Married Courtesan. ps.: if a Courtesan is going around calling herSelf your Wife she’s having you on.


The Female Archetypes under Patriarchy differ from Male Archetypes
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while Men are defined by how they interrelate amongst Each Other in Pyramidal Powerstructure Women are defined by the Nature of their Relationship to a Specific Man on the Patriarchal Power Pyramid: Wife for Legal Spousal Marriage, Mother for aSxuality, Mistress for Sxualxploitation over Years, Prostitute for Oneoffs. No One, I should mention, identifies themSelves Primarily as ‘Girl Friend’ or ‘Boy Friend’. Unlike for Men the Balanced Career Aspect for Women is Fresh & New & a little Raw: it is Only in the Last Few Generations Women have been allowed the Personal Freedom on Masse to puruse Careers as Means of SelfXpression. Many Women unConsciously or Consciously sabatoge their Careers so as to remain Sxuallyappealing to Patriarchal Men. When like at VICE Media Women are discriminated against as Careerists for the Sake of Male Sxual Preferences & Fetishes, that is regressive, Sxist behavior. Andrea Coates gets to be Shane Smith CoAnchor on Some Adventure News Show for his Global NetWork because she determined to have Sx with him. Other Women were hired because they resemble Andrea Coates Superficially, or were the Wives or GirlFriends of Male VICE Mployees. Women were hired to write Xplicitly about their Sx Lives where Men were hired to go on Worldly Adventures. Women who conformed to a Certain Look and Sxual Behaviorism Particular to CEO Shane Smith and Popular Writer Tao Lin were Privileged.
VICE Media ought to apologize and run its Business in More Equitable Manner from now on THANX.


ANDREA

March 16, 2014 at 9:21pm

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Andrea Coates invents a Word Meaning

to grokkto behave Moreso out of inTernal Emotional Conflict or Conditioning than in Response to the immEdiate Xternal Environment. Xample: Steve’s Mother abandoned the Family and now he grokks that no Woman can’t be trusted.

Or. When Canadian Media Persona Andrea Coates of LLWAM lashes out at demands Sincere Apology for Misogyny from Canadian Media Persona Shane Smith of VICE she is grokking at her First Love “Caleb McEwan” who bears a Physical and Behavioral Resemblance to Big Bourgeois Canadian Douchebag Shane Smith of VICE treated her like a Gothique Hooker Mistress to do Drugs with and keep in the Closet when she was a TeenAge Girl. Artist Andrea Coates thinks Magazines like VICE teach Young Men to treat their Girl Friends like imPersonal Sx Object Fashion Porn Star Masturbation Fantasies but she could still be grokking.

READ THIS ELABORATIVE ESSAY

March 10, 2014 at 8:38pm

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4 Chapters into Splendid inSanity - Great Canadian Novel of the Millennial Generation - now NJOY with Fewer Commas

Chapter One: Goth // Goth
http://andreacoates.blogspot.ca/2014/02/millennial-masterwork-canadian-classic.html

February 19, 2014 at 12:24pm

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DO U enjoy - Jokes about Canada?

How ABOUT - making Fun of Politicians?

Then U will enjoy this Collage I made about Canadian Politiks!

the rEvolutions started Yesterday

February 14, 2014 at 2:49pm

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Hap’e Fun Time Xciting Valentine’s Day Gift, interNet! I’m publishing my Debut Novel, S.iS:1 – Splendid inSanity, Early Adventures of Hap’e BLU, Millennial MasterWork and Canadian Classic, to my Blog, because – Shit – we need SomeThing Free to read to tide us over until Cat Marnell’s $500,000 Memoir, yes? More Slutty Druggy Girl Adventures than you can shake a Large Stick at, beginning with Chapter One: Goth // Goth, and posting Serially until I run out of Scrupulously Edited Material ( still: please forgive Any unCaught Typos / Sentence Snags ). Enjoy!

p.s. Cat is Cool but Simon and Schuster are Idiots

Andrea

February 12, 2014 at 12:28pm

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WAR - WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? A: not having Sx! A not-so-Serious Xamination of the Human War imPulse and how it relates to Alpha Male Sxual inSecurity. Read and be Merry. 
Andrea - A Feminist Opinion

WAR - WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? A: not having Sx! A not-so-Serious Xamination of the Human War imPulse and how it relates to Alpha Male Sxual inSecurity. Read and be Merry.

Andrea - A Feminist Opinion

February 2, 2014 at 5:56pm

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UPON XAMINATION OF THIS COLLAGE [ link ] I HAVE CONCLUDED THAT HIPSTER MEDIA IS A SAUSAGE-FEST. THERE ARE TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCEFLOOR! REPEAT: TOO MANY DICKS

January 31, 2014 at 6:27pm

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Click here for a Pornographix Warrior Andrea Coates Collage about how / why ‘American’ Apparel CEO Dov Charney is a Sxist, Superficial, Self-Loathing Canadian who should get a GRip in his Middle-Age

and apologize

THANX DOV

January 11, 2014 at 3:38pm

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First, read this Article, by 17 YO , and feel agGrieved, for the Young Women, growing up in an Age of Easy-Access Sxist interNet Pornography.

Then! Read this Article, by 25 YO Andrea Coates, and FIGHT BACK! by pointing out and poking Fun at homoErotic Man Politiks!

That’ll teach you to project your Sadistic Lusts onto disEmpowered Women,  you Greedy Patriarchs

Andrea

January 1, 2014 at 2:16pm

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Kick off 2014 with the Fun Party!
A Quick Summary of the Coming rEvolution in Canadiana 
How Andrea Coates of LLWAM came to be Shane Smith of VICE’s Mistress - because of Montreal QC - and now they are Rulers of Cool Canadiana
It’s gonna be a Blast, this Year

Kick off 2014 with the Fun Party!

A Quick Summary of the Coming rEvolution in Canadiana

How Andrea Coates of LLWAM came to be Shane Smith of VICE’s Mistress - because of Montreal QC - and now they are Rulers of Cool Canadiana

It’s gonna be a Blast, this Year

November 13, 2013 at 3:49pm

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the World’s Oldest Profession - InterNet Era

November 3, 2013 at 11:42am

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The Interesting Thing about the Term “Hipster” is that, in representing Self-Scorn ( at an, Often subConscious, Awareness of One’s Own inAuthenticity ), the Minute you use the Term, you become it: Only a Hipster is Hip enough to know how to apply the Term “Hipster”, ie: a Conservative Commentator who bemoans “Hipsters” is as Authentic as a Closet HomoSxual opposes Gay Marriage. One becomes a “Hipster” by Virtue of understanding and mimicking Certain More or Less Subtle Social Cues, in Dress, Speech, Diet, etc, of which the Term “Hipster” is One of them. You catch Hipsterism as if a disEase the Minute it enters your Lexicon: People who don’t know what a Hipster is would call a Hipster “Young / Youthful” “Artist / Artsy” “Fashionable / Trendy”; PEOPLE WHO USE THE TERM “HIPSTER”, WETHER THEY ARE USING IT TO DEFINE “NOT HIPSTER” OR “HIPSTER”, BECOME HIPSTERS, which is why you will Often hear a Youngish Person interested in the Arts claim she doesn’t know what a Hipster is – this False-Naiveté makes that Hipster  … wait for it … inAuthentic Precisely in her Attempt to be seen as Authentic, which is … wait for it … the Mark of a Hipster!
Andrea Coates on Hipster Authenticity

The Interesting Thing about the Term “Hipster” is that, in representing Self-Scorn ( at an, Often subConscious, Awareness of One’s Own inAuthenticity ), the Minute you use the Term, you become it: Only a Hipster is Hip enough to know how to apply the Term “Hipster”, ie: a Conservative Commentator who bemoans “Hipsters” is as Authentic as a Closet HomoSxual opposes Gay Marriage. One becomes a “Hipster” by Virtue of understanding and mimicking Certain More or Less Subtle Social Cues, in Dress, Speech, Diet, etc, of which the Term “Hipster” is One of them. You catch Hipsterism as if a disEase the Minute it enters your Lexicon: People who don’t know what a Hipster is would call a Hipster “Young / Youthful” “Artist / Artsy” “Fashionable / Trendy”; PEOPLE WHO USE THE TERM “HIPSTER”, WETHER THEY ARE USING IT TO DEFINE “NOT HIPSTER” OR “HIPSTER”, BECOME HIPSTERS, which is why you will Often hear a Youngish Person interested in the Arts claim she doesn’t know what a Hipster is – this False-Naiveté makes that Hipster  … wait for it … inAuthentic Precisely in her Attempt to be seen as Authentic, which is … wait for it … the Mark of a Hipster!

Andrea Coates on Hipster Authenticity